/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21914353

>be investment banker
>make .9378562% after taxes and returns to investors
>susan forgot my coffee again today
>can see but not hear boss laughing in his glass office with CEO about paddle on his wall
>remember my frat days getting paddled in the balls by a large transvestite wearing a severed goat heat hooting wildly
>ass hurts a little thinking about it
>at least I have connections
>maybe I should download tinder again

>be basement NEET
>fap to anime tiddies and drink monster all day while making 4444% gains and never pay taxes
>mom never forgets my tendies
>shit on wagies and corporate drones online from my ergonomic chair which massages my ass for good blood flow
>remember my LAN group days playing good games and having great times with great friends who always helped eachother and all invested in bitcoin
>warm and fuzzy thinking about it
>lol fuck those faggots I hope they're doing ok
>mail orders 7th wife from ukraine

>>21491505
I was thinking about some italian food myself, if I have the ingredients here
just reading books by the fire today.

>>21482294
constantly in every thread
probably just mad shitposters have fuck you money to invest in fuck you coins now
WE THE WHALES NOW

Any other /underage fag/ crypto investors here?
I'm 16, currently holding ADST and CAPP but I got 500k electra locked up in CoinsMarkets

/biz/ I need your pick. have good loads in PFR and already 2x'd, but only a little in BBT.

So, BBT or UFR or PFR for second moon mission?

/biz/ while everyone's panic selling, i'm looking for some tasty dips. shill me.

Let's talk about faucets, /biz/

I started with faucets 2 months ago. What did I earn so far?

BTC: 660k sats
DOGE: 160doge (converted most to BTC @ moon, earned about 3k doge)
LTC: 0.035
BCH: 0.003

Total worth:
BTC: 104.5391160000
DOGE: 1.5
LTC: 10
BCH: 9

Total: ~$125 free money


Before all you brainlets go crying that 'omg u dont earn much per faucet': exactly, you dont earn much NOW. But the coins you earn now could be worth a lot in the future. Look at doge, for example, I could earn lots of doge which wasn't worth much then, but since the moon and right conversion time I turned it into some nice moneys.

It's a pity I didn't find the Raiblocks faucet - Did you know Raiblocks was distributed via a faucet!?

Do you hate free money, /biz/?

Hey /biz/ can someone shill me these 'trading signals'? I can't really believe in those.

Take this RSI thing. Why would it work? It would work if everyone believes stocks work like that. It'll go down when overbought via this RSI thing. But in the end, it are still all individual positions and events which will determine what happens next.

Should I study those trade signals /biz/? I'm very skeptical.

If yes, shill me a good resource.

Live in a country with relatively high cost of entry into crypto, no real way to get money to an exchange outside of localbitcoins which is expensive and inimidating. I can wire transfer to Bitstamp and the fees are alright if I'm doing large amounts, but get cost prohibitive for anything small.


Lots of normie/poorfags use facebook marketplace here - wildwest type stuff for people who can hardly use a keyboard. I was thinking I could make a bunch of paperwallets preloaded with BTC/ETH and laminate them then sell them on facebook marketplace for a high markup with an information sheet on how to use them.

Advertise with all the crypto buzzwords and such - Bitcoin went from $1000 to $10k in 2017, get in now before it's too late." Sell it as a buy to hold and invest kind of scenario.

I'd use any profits to provide more crypto capital.


Tell me why this is a shitty idea /biz/

>>4510830

Bwahahaha legend

>>4510676
>>4510583

Anyways here's my list

https://np.reddit.com/r/ObtainFreeBitcoin/comments/79jgyg/best_faucets_list/

>>4386148

Here ya go

https://www.reddit.com/r/ObtainFreeBitcoin/comments/79jgyg/best_faucets_list/

>>4342433

You're not gonna get rich, satoshi payouts, you get them by solving some captcha once in a while. You okay with that?

>>4201607
>https://link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper

HOLY FUCK ITS LATEX FORMAT, TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY PAJEETS

>MFW

thanks anon

Hey guys, I'm setting up a telegram group to maximalize bitcoin microearnings and discuss the legit sites. Who is interested?

After fork:

Keep BTC / B2X. Wait a few days to see what happens. HODL BTC, panic will happen, probably a huge dip before restore. People are saying that B2X peeps are buying BTC so they can dump their BTC in B2X causing a market chaos due to falling prices.

Buy LTC. This has been proven a stable coin for a long time. Some people will see after the chaos that they actually want a stable coin and will move to LTC. I think LTC can go about 10% up.

Buy ETH. This is mainly due to the technology. If someone makes something greats or it gets mainstream media attention price will rise.

A rather unknown coin is EGC - this coin automatically gives you 7 percent interest per year, this is builtin the technology. An interesting investment especially because it also backs green energy (and cannabis).

Last but not least, XRP, but this is a speculative guess. It was called at the Palm Beach Confidential meeting and the guy has been right in the past about cheap coins making huge increases.

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>>4184341
Those ads don't credit for me, sadly. Any idea what it could be? I already tried disabling adblock.

But I do remember that those sites will ask you after a couple of vids if you're still there. How do you handle that?

>>4184363
if you dont wanna make free btc then fine.

>>4184387
Can confirm moon sites are legit! Do you also users the others? The bonusbitcoin one always give really strange payout amounts to me, haven't figured out their system yet. Also their 5k payout seems to be a scam.

I wonder, but haven't checked it yet, you can transfer doge/litecoin/btc for free, could you make money by that by guessing on transfer rates?

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this is gold !!!!

>>3762528
>>3762558
you're welcome :)
I just wanna see my fellow /biz/raelis make it
if any of you use tradingview, you can follow me there. I publish charts there all the time.
https://www.tradingview.com/u/team_USA/

Drill Baby Drill Edition

Robinhood is a commission free stock trading app on iOS/Android

--Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on the cash and securities in Robinhood accounts, much like a bank collects interest on cash deposits and by collecting fees from robinhood gold.

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, why?
Robinhood graphs are shit and only show you an average, not true real-time prices. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.

> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using tradingview.com, stockcharts.com, finviz.com, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.

-- Links --
Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For XIV/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for XIV)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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>>1964728
if anyone decides it's time to buy POSW, make sure to buy from their own exchange.

But first you'll need to sign up!
https://poswallet.com/login.php?referral=PieceOfSheet

I am a jew and a firm beleiver in the future of this coin.

SHADILAY

praise

bump

Back home now and I just got paaaaaid niggaaaaas

>>1873895
>>1873934
we /neweconomy/ now