/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29939432
> spam op
> no links
oh cool, the retarddit crowd is back
go to gme general and stay there

>>20714033
>Hey guys, time for the daily stand up!
*snorts latte*
>We're really behind on the latest spring so we've bought everyone bean bag chairs and hired a personal barista!
>Now whenever you fail a code review, everyone in the office gets a shot at you with the new nerf guns!
>Hahahaha, I love having fun here. You wouldn't get this kind of ~company culture~ at one of those fancy corporate jobs, would ya!
>Now, onto the brass tacks.
>Turns out [hipster meme framework] is now deprecated so we need to move on to [latest hipster meme framework]
>I know you wanted to see your wife's son before his clarinet recital, Mike, but I'm afraid you're gonna need to work overtime for the next 4 months
>But don't worry, this will all blow over after our fourth round of funding though

>>20221977
>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

Serious discussion about the state of affair regarding Link. Right now, BTC is breaking through and will get all attention. Link is in anticipation of its main net release, but the price wont magically pump by then, in fact, the pump and dump for this event already happened. Now is not the right time to buy more Link. It's going to crash to a new stable bottom. Buy then. 10$ eoy unironically but it wont happens instantly.

Browsing /biz/ and checking your bitcoins on the work again? Fresco, your break is over... I'm gonna give you 5 more minutes but if i don't see you working your paycheck is gonna be shorten.

How does leverage work? Im considernig going all in on bitcoin with a long position. At least x2.

Can you be liquidated in long positions?

If I open a long at say $2k, how low would it need to be for it to liquidate me so I kill myself?

Just imagine you put $10k, go long 2x, then cash out at the next bubble peak at $250k. It's literally the only way I will ever be able to afford a home.

>>12185753
Oh but that's before you see the backstory.

>>12177763
Please don't mock our suffering. This will be you before you know it.

>office job any better

>>11741201
2 weeks, 4 pictures. Got it boss!

What was that?? "F this F'n job"?
I think we're going to need a 1 on 1 later today. Stop by my office once you've cooled off.

>>11314069
>show up early on a Saturday
Way to show that go-getter attitude, anon.

Nice tie you got there. Looks like a warm, comfortable, quilted blanket or something.