/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58356049
>TICKER MUMU NOT MENTIONED
NGMI

HAPPENING THE GREATEST FUCKING COLLAPSE OF ALL TIME. THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE IS POPPING AND THE HOUSE OF CARDS IS FALLING DOWN.
FAMINE AND STARVATION, PEOPLE LOSING JOBS, HOUSES AND LIVES. SOME SMUG HIPSTER FAGGOT THAT WENT ALL IN ON MARGIN AND REFINANCED HIS HOUSE WILL END UP SELLING HIS ASS TO JOHN ROCKER. MEN WILL OFF THEMSELVES AND WIVES WILL SUCK DICK FOR FOOD BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT WENDY'S. YOU WILL SEE DEATH AND YOU WILL SEE DESTRUCTION. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE A JUG TO PISS IN.
YOU. WILL. LEARN.

AMD MAKES NO PROFITS AND WILL BE SHITTING THE BED ON EARNINGS

>want to options on a stock
>post bid
>shoots up 2%
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Who in their right mind is fuckin slurping oil? Some big money sure is. Bigger than expected reserves, production is stealthily being increased, everyone wants to produce, OPEC meeting is probably not gonna be good for oil... weird how oil moves in this schizo market. Suddenly 5% down only to get slurped immediately and then another 4% down only to get slurped immediately. This crap is more obviously manipulated than anything I've ever seen. Of course nobody bats an eye.
But if I were to try to "manipulate" the price of some crap stock, I'd be locked up faster than you can say the n word

>>56521420

In all seriousness you should measure your net worth (don't forget to subtract the liabilities) in relation to your age instead of falling for unrealistic goals like having 7 figures at 20 years old
Ideally, the absolute minimum is
>5 figures in your 20s
>6 figures in your 30s
>7 figures in your 40s
If you're fiscally responsible and invest your income this should be easy, if you fall below these you should persue more aggressive strategies (like living extremely frugally and lever/risk up your portfolio), if you're on track then great, keep going.

Americans are so lucky if you guys truly only do 9-5. 8-5 is the typical schedule here in Swedistan and for many it's 8-6.
Still, yeah it's fucked if you are commuting. I know a lot of people that lose a lot of hours because of commuting but this one guy takes the cake. He travels 1h30m by car to get to his "job" (and by that I mean apprenticeship because Swedistan is fugged and they are forcing uni students to find a job 200km in some shithole). Imagine losing 3h every day, WTF?
It takes me typically 20m (30m max) and even that is annoying

>>56319082
You was MUMU POSTING ALL DAY STOP FUCKING WITH ME . MUMUS LIED TO ME AGAIN

>>56259101
I am a Tesla bull and bought at cca 170, bro. I am a bear but come on, Tesla delivered bad numbers and they keep getting worse and worse yet the stock refuses to budge.
Should have loaded up more when it was "cheap" I guess

>>56082238
FOR ME IT'S THE BIG BACON CLASSIC, DOUBLE
>jannies long WEN

WHAT DO I BUY??? ENOUGH WITH THE BLAH BLAH BLAH. WHAT DO I FUCKING BUY TOMORROW?

Thoughts on this coin? I watched it moon but didn't buy it and i dont want to fomo...

>nasdaq

-0.84% already . I was up 210% yesterday and now im only up 168% and i dont want to tp ...

>>55555412
SIR THE PIXEL PHONES ARE EXCELLENT

> went long at $0.78
> -25% already

How can i cope?

> cant sustain at $0.8

Should i kms?

>>55477944
I'm not having sex anon
I'm well aware of that
I'm a fucking VINU holder, I simp over a fucking blue haired dog
There's literally 0 woman that would fuck someone like me
But at least... I'm bullish...

WHAT DO I BUY???

Bobros...i'm tired of waiting. I feel like there is no bear thesis anymore

>>55358697
>Brown child
... hello? Mushi Mush? You should contact your nearest bug house and get yourself checked out, bro.

>>55349690
THE MARKET COULD GO UP, DOWN, OR SIDEWAYS. BULLS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE UPSIDE BREAKING KEY RESISTANCE. BEARS WILL BE LOOKING FOR MOMENTUM TO THE DOWNSIDE BREAKING KEY SUPPORT. CRABS WILL BE LOOKING FOR FALSE BREAKOUTS THAT RETURN TO THE CENTER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY SUPPORT, PRICES COULD MOVE LOWER. IF PRICE BREAKS KEY RESISTANCE, PRICES COULD MOVE HIGHER. IF PRICE FAILS TO BREAK, IT WILL MOVE SIDEWAYS. TRADERS WILL BE WATCHING KEY LEVELS THIS WEEK FOR MORE INFORMATION.

>>55345754
THE SHARES CAN SQUEEZE OUTSIDE OF WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH THE DEBT PAYMENTS

>delayed until tomorrow
Fucking lazy niggers, get it together. IT'S MY HORSE AND I NEED IT NOW.