/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54742710
>we have earned our spot as the most disliked group
>jews get second place

Lmao

Sold my SQQQ for a modest 6% just incase microsoft/Google say AI 147 times in earnings and we tard rally. Kinda pissed I didn't hold my YANG longer. Slurped some VZ with the gains. Still holding LABD for downside hedge. Gonna buy more JEPI when I get paid Thursday. Done looking at charts for today. Good luck gambling nigguhs.

Is it time to slurp FRC? Seems oversold and the "ahhhh omggg ahhh sell ahhh" panic is getting a little silly. $1.23 EPS, P/E of 1.. down 22% in after hours

Think I'm gonna slurp a little and ride it for a quick 10% bounce

>I shilled LABD premarket
>they called me a nigger

Well I'm finna close this for 5% realized and go to the gym. Stay mad nerds

>>54592194
I'm always bearish for China. I hope the poos nuke Beijing. SQQQ and YANG are both just leveraged shitcoins for short term correction. I'll bag the gains next week and buy another 100 shares of JEPI before record date at the end of the month.

>>54241778
Perma bears and perma bulls are both faggot retards. I think perma bulls are in general more retarded and uppity because they simply enable the machine with low iq liquidity and then clap like monkeys when snake oil salesmen and banker jews greed pump their bags before the next freakout gap down that no one had a chance to react to

Everything is a scam nowadays. Very few companies that actually contribute anything to the world or legitimately make money. It's just 2 digit iq redditors buying 100p/e hekkin science stonks that never deliver on any of their "revolutionary advances" and whatever flavor of the week zeitgeist clickbait word

>"the metaverse" last year
>muh revolutionary mrna gene therapy (doesn't work/side effects)
>now it's "artificial intelligence is the future"

Bulls that all pile into Tesla or NVDA or whatever are a great example of why democracy is fundamentally retarded. Most people are idiots but if you get enough idiots to all agree on something the retarded nigger scam shit becomes "the truth" and you just rewrite the history books whenever you get assblasted and move on to the next scam like lemmings

>bank runs
>board suddenly full of people talking about russia/Ukraine
>everything is fine buy high p/e tech stocks goy

Glowniggers really on /smg/ shilling bags. What a joke rofl

>>54101437
If you don't want things to get better then they won't change. You will either overdose or drink yourself to death and no one will give a shit. This sounds mean but it's true. If you don't care about yourself no one else will.

You can either work to make your life better or shit yourself to death on the street and the choice is 100% yours. No one else can save you.

>think of swim crashed
>fidelity crashed
>I'm using robinhood no problems and buying puts

Lmao

>>54085543
I think a lot of the bulls (especially last night) are actually serious... they really shouldn't be managing their own money

>gold, bonds, silver parabolic
>vix parabolic
>banks failing
>fed emergency pivot actually on the table
>president shilling "do not redeem sirs"

And it's still like 40% bulls around here.. fucking amazing

>>54076688
>banks collapse
>president goes on TV to ask boomers to please not sell there bags
>1 day before a hot CPI print (tuesday)
>1 week before another rate hike
>and /smg/ is bulling into the exit pump

It's gonna be hilarious for sure

>>53908386
Wow it's a rerun of "jews say oil is going to $200/barrel"

You are fighting the administration. They said $70 oil and its gonna be $70 oil if they have to send more underage children to the Saudis for them to shit on to get it done

Kold/drip anon back from my vacation for dick posting. Told you niggers to buy YANG. Sold my YANG and bought 300 shares of BOIL today.

Reminder that gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you. It's getting warm and it's almost whore season I hope you faggots weren't too lazy over the holidays. I saw a thread this week where someone posted my Bumble screenshot telling a chick that I hope her other date went bad and I just want you haters to know that it was some advanced level game and it worked.. you all just don't understand women.

>>53695111
>sometimes

Sirs any remotely attractive girl has dozens of orbiters or previous partners. Even if she hypothetically didn't (she does) all she has to do is go outside anywhere or get on any dating app and she could find someone within 5 minutes. It's just the way shit works and why marriage is such a hilariously retarded concept in the modern age

Reminder.. it's all fake and gay

>Oil prices slump on fears that they rally on pump to highs and recession fall to new lows and rally on fears of....

I unno I keep buying DRIP