/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53573342
>Famed investor Cathie Wood hailed her flagship Ark Innovation (ARKK) fund as "the new Nasdaq" after it notched its best ever monthly performance in January.
>According to Wood, "innovation was one of the biggest victims of the massive interest rate increase we saw last year. It was like an earthquake." She added however, that she would not be surprised to see the Fed cut rates this year.
((((Cathie))) did a victory lap on Thursday in a Bloomberg interview and is expecting even rate cuts.
You literally can't make this shit up

>>53451740
just wait until conference call with CEO sucking each shareholders dick and it will pull a MSFT on open
this will complete the clown market we're in right now

>>53381696
>if your congress decides to not raise the debt ceiling anymore
I'm here to tell you that the Clown World Principle won't allow this to happen.

President Brandon can use an executive order to request the Treasury to mint a platinum coin worth $1trillion dollars and the debt would be paid. It's that easy.

>>53242413
>1.4years from the halving on july 10-ish 2024
>market in the worst shape its ever been in
>thinking this is anything other than crab market options stop hunting.

You fucking casuals are the worst nigger tourists to ever cast a shadow on my board.
Fuck off back to reddît

>>53235233
(((they))) expect 0.1% HIGHER core CPI and the market will meltup on this?

CPI front-running edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
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>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You):
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>53224342

>>53168384
>socialise land rent
You are a dumb nigger who lives in a blue state where property taxes are almost nothing, but they are soooo progressive and hate the rich. Thus, it costs nothing to hold the most limited, non-fungible, in-demand resource on the planet. Not only that, the landholders get all sorts of tax breaks. You wouldn't know this because you are too poor to own a house. If you want more affordable real estate move to a red state where the property taxes are high so rich people don't just sit on all the land. Or keep buying the bullshit the commies you vote for are selling you instead of a house.

>>53134488
hodl mode never fails to make me smile
literal clown world

>>52783573
>If CPI is lower than expectations
it will be lower
>and we get a 50 bps,
it will be 50bps already telegraphed by fed members and Jpow speech last week already
>we absolutely will pump for the rest of December
you forgot fed will have new dot plot projections released in December meeting. the same happend last time: expected hike but higher terminal rate = mega dump.
Jpow literally said they need to go higher for longer. the market will be really, really, REALLY """surprised""" by this move

>>52243449
they missed earnings estimates and guidance for Q4 (holiday season which should be the strongest of the year) is bad
on top AWS revenue growth was slowest in like 8 years. maybe either because of competition (like MSFT azure or GOOG cloud) or just slowing overall
they will fall further but you never know in post-clown market

>>52230788
>So much for buying back in the fall.
b-but didn't you hear them say they will buy back at $70? it will surely go into this price range after another OPEC cut

>>51584953
loaded up between 19000-18000 catching that falling knife
after the election they probably scrap the zero covid lockdowns if they don't want to completely reverse to stone age literally can't just keep shut down forever.
I can only imagine how big that meltup will be on the day they announce it

Recession Cancelled Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>51384547

>>50721740

frens i dont even know what's happening anymore kek.

the fact that nobody really has a fucking clue what’s going on is both exciting and terrifying

RECESSION CANCELLED EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50630767

>>50607007
>The sooner the market expects a pivot, the longer inflation will stick
unironically this. market already expects fucking (((QE))) next summer 2023 - they haven't even started shrinking their balance sheet..
but if AAPL reports good numbers today then the clown market will pump it up even higher. next fed meeting is september so august is even a quiet phase.. probably green august then the downturn restarts again and we go to lower than June lows

>>50503799
took profit at $750, didn't expect this clown market to pump it even higher, but too scared to short TSLA since you never know what (((musk))) is twattering to save himself from margin call

>>49662150
You are holding shares of UVXY ?

My brother that is a decaying asset.

>>49533655
95%
I had enough to buy a big hone in full had I moved to say Texas.
I'd then only have to worry about misc. expenses and property taxes

>>49520923
First half is right
Second half is retarded

My boomer neighbor is trimming his yard with a loud as fuck chainsaw. honk honk