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Buy currently cheap long term puts on Healthcare and Sallie Mae and then meme Bernie into president obviously.
Cash out your winnings and then convert it all into buttcorns n the days leading up to the inaguration. If it becomes clear that the higher powers wont actually let Bernie do what he says he wants to do (or the people were smart and installed a house and Senate to challenge him on everything he does), then buy cheapies on healthcare and predatory loans with your options winnings. Then enjoy the 2022 bullrun when everyone that cancelled their insurance or student loans FOMOs back into terrible deals so they can pay for health costs and graduate on time.

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