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>> No.28508919 [View]
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>everything in my portfolio is red
>except ARKF and IZRL
hallelujah

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imo medium term bottom is in, buy bags now take profit at mid 5ks let it retrace to upper 4k's for a few months then the real real bulltrap begins taking us up to 10k, normies will start fomoing in to look forward to breaking ath again. I WILL NOT HAPPEN. We run up to 13k at most around due around the next halvening BUT, no normie money will beat out the biggest (((whales))) trying to get out they dont give a shit and conveniently a black swan event bigger than mt gox will happen at this time about a month or two after the halvening. the long term top is in we range between a meme triangle then break down form it. It will come back to 3ks again but this time it will not hold and break that support as we rocket to low 1ks possibly seeing triple digit bitcoin again in about the time the world is due for a depression style economics. That is the opportunity alts will finally break free form the bitcoin regime around the early 2020's just as bitcoin is stuck there for a long time between low 700's at most and 2.5k. However dont get your hopes down because some white swan event will happen after (((their))) sons gets the wealth after (((they))) die, their sons will not give a shit about normalfag stocks as they already bubbled to the max and pensions will start to overwhelm the buyers. they been accumulating bitcoin bags for years and some time in the late 2020's (((they))) will pump the shit out bitcoin one more time as a final harrah who would of thought bitcoin would ever 100x again? The permabears that enjoyed their time between 2018 and late 2020's will be genocided and now bitcoin fill finally get enough juice to finally break 20k again as the world is in depression as pensions are fucked social security is bankrupted the US is in chaos after Turmp left as the last time of good times and npcs will elect a tranny woman socialist feminist president and shit on a societal scale finally starts noticeably breaking down and those that took the redpill will flourish

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>>7421187
“The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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Is the idea that you can't beat the market, and instead you should just buy index funds a meme created by (((them))) in order to discourage goys from competing in the stock market?

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Is the idea that you can't beat the market, and instead you should just buy index funds a meme created by (((them))) in order to discourage goys from competing in the stock market?

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Most Jewish thread on /biz/

Reminder that if the thought of having a lot of money excites you, especially the amount of money/numbers in your bank account, then you are literally a Jew

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>>1779662
>>1779669

>It's exponentially easier to make money the more money you have.

The whole concept of money is fucked, isn't it?

It's basically just a really advanced and complex system of slavery.

I have a theory that the whole concept of money itself is a Jewish invention. A White system would be something like a bartering system. In which case, you would only be worth what you can actually physically acquire - as in, if you cut down a tree, you own the tree, you can make your own house with it, you can trade it for nice stones or something for a better foundation etc. Money is fucking Jewy, it's so complex and such a worthless fucking zero value thing when you really think about it.

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Sup /biz/raelis,

I am trying to raise some cash for a gun show that I'll be visiting in a few weeks. I've decided that the best way to do this without taking any money out of my bank accounts is to sell old electronics on Craigslist.

Now, I've sold an Ipod Touch on Craigslist before, and that went fine, I put in plenty of pics after cleaning it up had a nice, spell-checked and white sounding description. I'm going to sell a laptop from around 2011 and an Ipod Classic. Here are the specs and what I am expecting to get for them.

>2011 Samsung Laptop with brushed aluminum and back lit keyboard, looks sort of like a mac
>310m dedicated card and an integrated card, 4gb ram, 2.66GHZ I5 processor, 640gb hard drive
I'd like to get $400 for that, I have a few weeks to try and sell this, I'd try again at $360 and $340, and keep going down if it does not sell

>120gb black ipod classic, going to sell it with the music, have the reciept
I was thinking $160. I heard these are going for more since hipster faggots don't like using their phones as ipods and want a nice blocky apple products. I'd go as low as $120.

Any tactics besides high quality, well-lit pictures and a nice white description to jew the customers? I meet people at a very public gas station, in a shopping center, on a busy road, any better suggestions so that I don't get mugged and have a laptop/car stolen from me?

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>>452779
>>452773

yuropoor here, you guys are full of shit

anyways here's my story

>be in primary school
>start buying packs of football stickers for 20p for 10 stickers
>realise plebs will pay like £2 for a sticker of a footballer they like
>hold "auctions" during break for weeks, one kid gave me £10 for a sticker
>mfw they realised they could have just gone to the shop and bought the packets themselves

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>>446335

It works if you can find a card with no transfer fee, but those are almost impossible to find unless you have amazing credit

And the fees are usually 4-5% of the balance, so you think it's 0%apr but it's really 5%apr and you pay it all at once

that's how the jews get ya

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>>381614
Not retarded at all. Even the shitty uni I went to (state school, to boot) offered some downright fantastic extracurricular courses: argumentative writing (really insightful on audience analysis and maximizing the three appeals), professional writing (technical writing and basically "how to influence upper management and intimidate your immediate co-workers/superiors into submission: the course", and writing in journalism (really insightful on how journalism works in modern-day America, and how much shit you can get away with).

Keep in mind, you will be taking alot of courses on shit you don't care about, and writing alot of papers on shit you don't care about. You'll be busting your ass over a 12-page paper on Restoration-era poetry thinking "what the fuck am I doing with my life?" But it will be worth it for the extracurriculars and chatting with your profs. One of mine (the one that taught argumentative writing) used to be in law, and gave me some really insightful lessons on how unreliable most statistics are, and how you can represent them to your advantage.

Seriously -- when statistics and any quantitative data was brought up, he literally did pic related.

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>>359718
You need a new laptop

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>>294564
>mfw i now know businesses are getting raped by processing fees every time i use my amex

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>>283359
PND needs to get some merchants.
PND needs allies.

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KcWyydGWAYh1ZikcNZViPBaJ9yRSEsfcsA
Anyone wanna spare me a few Kimocoins? OP?

Will Kimocoin be protected against the new ASIC miners?

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I think it's a great idea

You can start by gifting all of your cash to me

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can we just make a new coin based on le happy merchant called shekelcoin? i think that would be funny

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>>165778
>Jews have programmed you to think that it's okay to live on a mediocre wage. I'm serious, you should re-evaluate your ideology

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>>121967
I want a Panda in the happy merchant pose

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