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Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Pump-For-My-Bagholders
This'll be the last discord message I ever send your ass
It's been 2 days and still no word – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two deposits
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my flash drive full of loli hentai I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on the motorised scooter right now, I'm doing 2 on the sidewalk
Hey, Satoshi, I drank a fifth of mountain dew, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Linking Park
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand pink wojaks now, I'm JUSTed
And all I wanted was a pump or a rebound to 20k
I hope you know I ripped all of your anime posters off the wall
I loved you, Satoshi, we could've been together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't see gainz
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about MUH GAINZ
I hope your conscience eats at your tendies
And you can't masturbate without me
See, Satoshi--SHUT UP, MOMMY! I'M TRYING TO SHITPOST
Hey, Sat, that's my mum telling me to come get my tendies
But I didn't throw my soiled pants at the wall, I just shouted at her, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if she confiscates my PC and DS I'll suffer more
And then I'll kms too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Wall Mart now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to POST YOUR ADRESSES AND I'LL SEND 1 BTC TO A LUCKY ONE

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>>1804571
>being this upset
>Hurr durr you're too young to be here
>I bet you're on a stock trading thread and can't trade stocks

Good rebuttal friend. Stay mad :^)