/biz/ - Business & Finance

I was on /g/ when the first threads about bitcoin started and sat on the sidelines all the way until 2018. It hurts to think about. But then I remember that I was able to change my mind and get in at all and I'm pretty happy.

This is truly the best time to be alive.

>>56370156
No need
Buy whatever you want and enjoy yourself

>>55651551
Oh god please just one sniff

>>55333773
Economy is going to boom hard.

>>55284781
I'm nearly 30 now with no hair loss, make good money wfh and in great shape. Most of the attractive women I knew in college are starting to get wrinkly and fat. Even women i have gone on dates with 2-3 younger are noticeably passed their prime. It's actually pretty depressing. no wonder men suffer from ED

>>54620388
These basic bitches think they are winning

>>54440822
I shouldn't give you advice bc it may ruin your life. Happy hunting on the bf situation tho I hope he's a tall chad.

>>54228019
My wife said she would be ok with me fucking shakira but not Taylor swift cause she thinks Taylor swift is ugly

I thought Swiss bankers were supposed to be smart wtf

Stonks and money are worthless to me. I must master my social skills and find ways to be attractive around 6 foot tall and up women. I must find a young female atleast six feet tall that has been rejected by men. I will raise a breed of warriors that will look after me in the coming dark ages. I will make them all athletic barbarian philosophers. The boys must be able to bench 3pl8 no roid frauding. The girls must be healthy BMI. I will have them breed with even taller mates. My conan grandchildren will defend my fortress whilst I sleep comfy in my old age safe from the hordes of sub six foot somalians jeets chinese mexicans.

>>54030243
Had a $40,000 USDC loan on AAVE and repaid it to make like 5k for nothing

Cause I dont want to be a superwagie. You are either a top dog in gov't or wagie. Being a middle manager must be hell. All that extra effort and you do it for free like internet janitors.

>equities taking a beating since january 2022
>shitcointown following equitycucks down the drain
>bondholders getting JUST'd by ukraine meme war printing
>precious metals cucked for decades still
>cash gang screwed as always
>real estate barely budging despite being the fattest fiat absorber since 2009, dave ramsey still smug posting videos

Its not fair bros. Why do real estate whales keep winning? Boomers and stacies are too powerful and they always have government support.

Lawn mowing service, buy a bitching lawn mower and bring it on the bus with you to jobs.

>be me
>know nothing about investing
>read several books about investing
>the only tangible investing strategy is "put it all in an index fund"
b-but I wanted to learn how to pick stocks and make a lot of money ... I dont' feel so good b ros

>>53601925
>oops haha
>i have been learning japanese
>yeah konichiwa

>>53139432
>great cunts

>>53052044
Bro but I like you

>>53038081
>Special snowflake

>>52843094
can someone please read it like https://vocaroo.com/19FUI2vM4VmL

>>51244883
I just want someone to make firetruck noises behind me and hold my dick while I pee. Aiming at little paper targets that look like buildings on fire in the tub

>>50891010
I need this bear market to last for another 6 months at least for ideal accumulation

>>50848439
Disturbing

>>50821433
Why buy it at Target when you can go to BBBY and get it for 60% more.