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>>23777151

He saw a LINK live price ticker on the dashboard. The General smashed it. “You can’t be tempted.”
Wagie heard cries outside the window. “$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”
The General turned up the music.
What’s going on? Wasn’t the singularity a meme? Wasn’t it supposed to only reach $1,000?
General drove faster.
They arrived at the green dildo. It’s beam of pure heavenly light guided them. At its base was an incredible rocket ship. LINK marines were standing outside in a line. Wojak looked up, awestruck. It was as if all the CGI artists from Marvel and Pixar had fused into one super being and created it from their flesh.
Wagie Wojak got out of the car. There weren’t many Marines here. The General was right, there isn’t enough space on the ship to have taken Stacey and all the other people with them. Heavily armed guards let Wagie through as they kept the normies back.
They stood outside the spaceship in confusion, in excitement. Waiting

>>16791670
Accept and have faith!!

>>16467302
Doing God's work fren.
Millionaires lurk pol as well.

>>16408491
It's hard to understand with no context of her character. You never could if you never met her, she was more normal than anyone I'd ever met in my life. Sadly I don't think she will ever go back to being that sweet girl I met in 2015. I believe quantum immortality is real and I've since died and got sent here.

>>16380225
One of my all time favorites.

https://youtu.be/i4mcdEq_XSU

>>16350126
If it was true, the (((media))) wouldn't have to try so hard to pump out all of their ridiculous propaganda, approval/sympathy for jewish people is reaching historical lows, people are catching on to your shit and it's just a matter of time.

>>16332662
No u.