/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15097005
>>15097032
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LINKIES ETERNALLY BTFO
>p-pls sir, does my bag have any value???
>hueheuheueh, nõ
LINKIES STAY STINKY

>>15088874
>no shitcoins
>$48k in a board joke centralized ERC shitcoin

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

>>15062514
>”they’re selling OTC!!”
>”it’s a utility token so it’s not a security”
>”they’re using the token to raise funds!”
>”they’re not dumping it’s just.. its i-i..”

The group chat needs to be MUCH more coordinated with its damage statement if you’re talking to someone like me. I have single handedly handed all you fags your asses, and you’ve done nothing about it. Not a single linkie has ever said a word that could take mine down.

>>15062524
Tentacle porn, yeah you must have seen that stereotype on 9gag or something. Cute guess, no proof of course. Go back.

>>15014643
>took out a $35,000 loan to buy into an ERC-20 65% centralized premined shitcoin with 4 employees and no working systems for 2 years that’s been dev dumping for the last week and a half

YOU
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>>15007783
>be able to easily slip away with $50 million each and live like a literal king in any 1st world country of your choosing
>set for your great grandchildren to be rich NEETs and oligarchs
>stick around to try and ‘solve’ the ‘oracle problem’

Imagine being this naive. They’re not starry eyed faggots like you, they took the money like anyone else would.

>>14995583
>insider trading
>crypto company in the Caymen Islands
>insider trading
>non-American NYSE listed company
>SEC
>Caymen Islands

LMAO
Do your handlers even check the bullshit they tell you to post? Another one of your team memes posted this yesterday. Do tell me how the SEC are going to the Caymens to investigate a company that isn’t American or publicly traded.

>>14992156
>>”the standard for decentralized oracles”
>doesn’t have any decentralized oracles

What is wrong with linkies? You need to update your scripts. The shilling needs to at least make sense.

>>14980956
>centralized premined shitcoin out the Caymen Islands with no working product
>anything to do with Facebook or Microsoft
>actually falling for oracles needing to be decentralized
>actually memed on with ‘smart contract’ buzzwordery like a 15 year old reading The Verge articles

Imagine being this fucking deluded. Poor linkie has no idea what’s going on his with allowance money.

>>14935554
>google cloud services

Be honest with me Rajesh, you’ve never used Google cloud have you? There are a tonne of external services that GC could use. Sergey paid some guy he found on LinkedIn to pose this hypothetical use case. He did it.

https://docs.chain.link/docs/big-query-chainlink-testnet

So yes, people using google cloud are really going to use this so they can literally, solely fetch the price of ETH. They will run a cloud instance to check the price of ETH.

>1 LINK is required per-request
$1,000 EOY, r-right?
>PER REQUEST
>$2.50 EACH TIME for a centralized service to look at ETH’s price and JSON parse it for you

I can’t wait to spend $800 a month to look at the price of ETH.

>>14916734
>miner thinking he’s smarter and more qualified than the people who made the thing he’s mining

>LINK holders
>rich

>>14894181
>>>”Jesus Christ, how is it possible to be this stupid. How did you ever get past the captcha?”

So that’s your explaination, verbatim, of why Chainlink is registered in the Caymen Islands and why Sergey barred Americans from the ICO? Just say yes so I can laugh even harder. You must be sweating profusely right now.

>>14857597
>>14857653
One of you faggot sminem posters kept saying and pleading with me to screencaps that LINK was going to be like $5 by yesterday. How shit was your morning today when you woke up and realised you were still broke as fuck?

>>14852108
Sergey Nazarov walked away from Cryptamail and NXT. This guy has literally never delivered anything. Zero academic credentials. Zero track record. No venture capital so he had to resort to pajeet ICOs with no American citizens allowed. Printed token with 65% dev hold. The ‘oracle problem’ is a scientific one, pretty much impossible to do while still making money. Nobody cares about buzzwords like ‘smart contract’ except dumb zoomers. How could someone be dumb enough to ‘invest’ in this?

>linkies are so poor and hopeless that they have to cling to mysticism and occult to soothe them and give them hope that they’ll not be broke forever

The absolute state of the Linkie Safe Space Hugbox.

>no mom you don’t get it, my post number ended in THREE 7’s! It’s the cosmic energy’s way of telling me the idea in my head is true omg you don’t get it your third eye is calcified!! hold on the welfare department is ringing me on my healing crystal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>come into LINK thread to watch brainlets talk about a possible announcement
>scroll through the whole thread for a shred of information about anything happening at all
>entire thread instead filled with autistic retards sperg foaming at repeating integers on posts
>gigaretard newfags like >>14825152 unironically “””””praise kek””””” like all the other rebbit edgy refugees from 2016
>delusional NEETs literally worshipping post numbers on an anime website as a sign of assurance that their financial investment is sound

THE ABSOLUTE AND UTTER STATE
2016 NEWFAGS BEGONE, BACK TO REBBIT

>run Damagecontrol.exe
>”never selling”
>”you had two years”
>”dicksword tranny”
>”I am stinky”
>”nolinker”