/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me, hopeful crypto explorer
hear rumors of a coin called b0nk
investigate, discover 95% of the supply in the clutches of Jewish whales
mfw I realize I'm in deep waters with these market manipulators
decide to take a chance, because who cares? YOLO, right?
observe as these whales execute calculated moves, playing chess with my aspirations
price ascends, whales unload; price plummets, whales seize the opportunity
come to terms with being a mere pawn in the whales' grand plan
begin revealing the truth on /biz/ about b0nk's whale domination
anons dismiss me as a FUD-spreading novice, but facts are facts
b0nk, more like b0nkrupting my financial ambitions
lesson learned: swimming with these financial sharks leaves you stranded
appreciate you reading my cautionary narrative