/biz/ - Business & Finance

Be me.
>Find out there is a happy ending massage parlor in my city.
>its a 6 min drive from my fucking house and a 3 min drive from my gym.
>holy fuck let's go boys make an appointment at 10:30pm (place closed at 12:00)
>walk in dressed nice, shower, shades and wearing my bling to let them know what's up.
>old ass Asian lady takes me to a room.
>not bad interior for the terrible exterior of the building.
>lady comes in for massage, another Asian lady packing some size but not too fat.
>massage commences doing the typical shit.
>after 5 min I signal for a handjob, you're never suppose to directly talk due to worries of wires.
>holy crap I'm so horny being on a 43 day nofap streak.
>grabs my pants
>pull out my own wallet and say 50$
>she counters with 80$
>fuck it that's about an expensive dinner anyways.
>she pulls a drawer and grabs a condom
>wtf I expected a handjob or at most a blowjob
>go with it due to my extreme horniness
>give her an insane pounding
>alternating slow and fast because I could literally bust in 30sec at full pace.
>take condom off and tell her to suck, a force of habit I formed from my first gf.
>Realize WTF I just did
>she goes with it
>cummed buckets on her face
>best facial of my life.

PART 2
>come back 2 weeks later.
>still nofap so rehorned af
>different lady greets me much younger actually decent looking Asian slim
>get to massage room.
>nicer room with a shower and better massage table
>in comes my massager
>hot af Asian I'm talking a stunner.
>same routine grab wallet
>pull out two 20$ and only other Bill's I have were 50s
>try 40$
>she smiles and takes it
>grabs a condom
>fuck her shit up.
>cum buckets
>keeping going back every 2 weeks
>prices drop to 40$ sometimes don't even pay at all
>given a nickname
>I became a parlor king
> Realized I have access to Thailand 6 min from my house.