/biz/ - Business & Finance

Your Age: 24
Your Location: Florida, Amurkah
Your Job: Finance Student
Your Salary: 8/hr
Your Job Duties: Temp office support at local insurance/advisory
Thoughts on the economy: Looking forward to the collapse, but I don't have the time or resources to make significant preparations. Ideally I should enlist to take advantage of martial law.
>Graduate in May from state school
>31k in student loans
>No time to research employers/ schedule interviews
>Put on tons of weight stressing out over flunking upper-level Accounting and networking
>4k set aside to find work
>Only thing I have received calls for so far are commission only sales positions under the title of “Financial Advisor”
>Business Analyst/Commercial Lending are ideal since I want to get back into Entrepreneurship after paying off my debt
How fucked am I /biz/?
Should I order the helium tanks and oven bag?