/biz/ - Business & Finance

**MAJOR MARKET UPDATE**

I have a huge log sitting in my anus right now, I can feel it. I am constipated and haven't shit for 2 days all while eating massive amounts of food and milk (winter bulk). It might be painful shitting this one out.

Key takeaways:

Short GOOGL @ 95
Short META @ 115
Mission BBQ can be used as a stool softener
HD is overbought going into earnings Tuesday, do as you will
DXY is oversold, use UUP to go long. Short against GPB, use FXB
Today's big lifts are Squats, Bench Press, Deadlift
Gold is now bullish trend but close to top end of range @ 1776

I'm going to get some coffee to see if I can get some bowel movement. Good luck out there today

>>52219154
>EXPLAIN HOW THE EFFICIENT MARKET HYPOTHESIS ISN'T A FUCKING SCAM

it is a scam. what you idiots fail to realize is that the stock market is NOT smart. all of the smartest traders are in FX, bonds, options, and can trade anything. the stock market traders are fucking retarded

anybody shorting LULU into earnings?

Imagine not shorting Coinbase and Carvana on a day like this. This is like a gift from above

all of the worst stocks are pumping today: BYND, DKNG, FUBO, TTCF, COIN, CVNA, BBBY