/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57837761
How surprising. Is this the part were you change IDs and try again, or will you buckle down and stick it out?
>>57837770
Gonna be honest, I'm not overly familiar with Bible verses, not sure what message you are trying to get across.

>>57543176
Hah, I would gladly go work in a mine or as a roughneck on a rig, onshore or offshore! Alas, I don't live in the Land of the Free (or of the Leaf). Aside from moving abroad for employment, my avenues here are 1) a trade, 2) self-employment which is easier said than done, 3) higher education which takes a long time if I even manage to pass the entrance exams.

I'm 26. Hardly broke, actually much better off than most of my peers who often sadly can't control their spending very well. Working fulltime at a warehouse but I've been here for like seven years now and I feel like I could apply myself better somehow if I really put my mind to it. I actually tried searching for offshore rig jobs in Norway but they really don't take anybody without relevant experience. The pay is decent and whenever there is overtime available I try to book myself there, that's where the yuros really come from. Currently doing a double shift but wasn't able to sleep the night prior for some reason so I'm looking forward to getting home to bed.

>red literally entire year except now
Haha I knew I was a genius all along.

>>55895666

Playing up the 'tism and acting like a genuine retard is one of my favorite workplace tactics. You never get shitty work piled onto you because they think you'll be too incompetent to handle it but they'll also be afraid to get rid of you lest they get the shit sued out of them.

>>49740782
>shoot brown people
>run over brown people
>hehe I'm so badass I shot up that random shitskin going to work!
>DEY DESERVE IT
>be surprised they proceed to mangle your soldiers for next 20 years
Muttoids defending their psychotic PMCs is the one thing I will never understand. It's like your frontal lobe is shrunken and you can't understand consequences of pissing off people you're supposed to police.

>>26185351
it's democrat, racially diverse, home of hollywood, pro-homo, it's where people who made it live, extremely alt-culture relative to rest of US

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>>20241755
>merely pretending

>>18534396
>It was merely an example
Your next line is, "I was merely pretending to be retarded!"

I remember some guy late last year talking about how he made 50k in a couple months and put it all into this expecting to be a millionaire by now. I wonder how he's doing.

>>7512166

>Worse than using the same RNG seed

>>2776910

>>1700491
So your "friend" drops off a bunch of money to you, you then take it to the woods and bury it.

You are telling me the police will not only know it that you had something to do with it, but that it is in whichever woods will be chosen, and that the dogs will have skin samples from you that they will be able to sniff out a buried bag that has been sealed in these random woods?

>Excuse me have you seen this man/woman (OP)?
No officer, not for a while now. Are they ok?
> Holy shit you are lying, quick grab his dead skin so we can track the missing money to the woods and sniff it out.

>>1313316
>wow so you are actually retarded
>ETH is going up faster than bitcoin

Jokes on you I was just pretending. KEK

>>1257959
What kind of economic insights could you possibly have lol?

>I'm not a "detail-oriented" person. I'm always making small fuck ups, especially when it comes to math problems or filling out forms
In my experience, this is something you will get better at when you are paid for it.

As for accounting, it really depends on what you want to do. I started out in accounting but didn't really like it, so I changed my major to econ/stats, Most of my friends did it though, because we went to a school with a good program.

At my university it was split three ways: tax, audit, and corporate. My best friend is doing corporate accounting for a oil company based out of Colorado. He seems to like the culture at this company and it pays much better than his big 4 offers. My roommates girlfriend on the other hand does audit. She just finished an internship with Deloitte and will start a masters program next month before interning at PWC in the summer and finally finishing in December. Surprisingly, the Deloitte offer kinda sucks so she is waiting to see how PWC goes. Corporate culture at Deloitte is nuts. They pay you for a 40hr work week and make you work 60+ hours. Also, apparently the experience you have with audit depends on the client you work with. I have a friend who works for Grant Thornton as a tax accountant. He seems to like it, but I don't know much about it because tax is insanely boring.

Hope this helps.

>>1126914
How long did it take you to get to that point? What is the compensation like? I start a BI position at a large company in June and I have no idea what to expect.

Kill yourself

evening naggers
i'll keep this simple and dank
>have idea for product
>fairly simple to make
>original and has a decent market
not gonna reveal it cause I'm fairly certain the jews are trying to steal my idea
>have absolutely no engineering experience (muh bio degree)
>have absolutely no marketing experience
so I'm here on my recliner, with a hint of dorito dust on my fingers and a half gallon of mountain dew asking
>WAT DO?
how can i go from idea to fabrication to marketing with literally 0 of the necessary knowledge to do so?
In exchange for your wise wisdomz I'll give you 1,000,000 fake internet points
help /biz/ you're my only hope

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