/biz/ - Business & Finance

just checked pools still closed

what's up with the several DeFi apps and RWA tokenization funds implementing CLL within the last hours
seems crazy kidos

So horribly persecuted and bullied on /biz/?
https://vocaroo.com/13nqHQq1xyzv

Chainlink Labs announcing a new feature. Introducing: the Doublening. Similar to the BItcoin halvening event halving token emissions, Chainlink is now algorithmically programmed so Sergey will double in size every 4 years. It is estimated that by 2054 he will weigh roughly 1.3 ton. The more Sergey keeps growing, the more he must be fed by unlocking more tokens on the kekold baggies.

When will the Chainlink team stop dumping on retail? They are solely responsible for the horrendous price action - I'm sooooo fucking sick of this.

>>57362076
>I am laways exctited to take long trips to far away places to risk both life and limb, mainly for the sake of adrenaline and enhanced state of introspection
The gall on this guy to say that with a straight face

sergey is a bitch

>2-man dev team

This is one of the first fat sergeys

>>54909418
Looking at this chart, if the past is to be repeated, it seems like soon it will start a steady descent to around $3-4 and then it will sharply turn to the moon again

>>51435497
>>51435516

>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

This is my most antique fat serg, from January 17th 2018

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN DAVO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

My dad works at Swift, and he had Sergey over for dinner once. Sergey showed up with his own bag of Big Macs, and loudly yawned every time my parents offered him some of the food my mom spent an hour cooking. Then he asked to be excused to the restroom. About 45 minutes later we knocked to see if anything was wrong, no answer, so we opened the door and found that the toilet was clogged and Sergey had escaped through the window. The window was broken though because he had to wiggle and squeeze his fat body through it

>>30046113
I can feel it in my plums

>>29964469
>https://www.citivelocity.com/citigps/bitcoin/
Based OP, nice find.

OOOOH LIIINKIIIEEES! Where are you stinkies? Stinkers have been getting AWFULLY quiet as of late! Please remind us about that Google partnership and how these large conglomerates have bent the knee? Tell us more about how your stinky asset is like the oil of all the blockchains! You picked the color of your new Lambo yet, stinky? O-oh what was that? The dev teams are dumping on you now that Coinbase has gone stinky? Sirgay is getting cold hard cash in return for your stinkers? Oh no no no no no no no no…..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when you try to swing

If you have >7500 LINK, you are in the top 1% wallets.

A suicide stack now costs a quarter of a million US dollars.

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN 2 MONTHS FROM NO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

That picture is fake news. OP is just salty that he doesn't has a fetish over a non stackable 14$ stablecoin
Pic related, the true sergei

Yet I didn't sell any and actually bought more to trick newfags. Only the strongest can survive.