/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sergeant first class reporting for duty, sir!

I'm an absolute noob for lack of a better word. I have never tried to do anything with my money other than save whatever I make at my wagecuck job. I'd like to try myself on some investing in cryptocurrency but have no idea where to even begin. How do I even purchase eth and bitcoins and what should I even be looking for to know when to buy/sell the stuff?. I try browsing threads here on /biz/ but I can't put together the strings and get anywhere. So I'm sincerely asking for some honest guidance here if anybody's got the time for it. Here have my rarest pepe as a token of appreciation.

>>3884489
this guy wants immediate gains cause his adhd kicks into maximum overdrive when a coin drops 5% have fun stressing over daytrades and gaining short term chump change

Made an ASMR unboxing a Ledger Nano S. Going to make cryptocurrency related roleplays soon. I was looking for such asmr videos myself and there were none so I decided to make some. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaqlER03WVg

Alright, boys. I have exactly $200 to add to my investments right now. LINK and ODN are looking too high to buy more of right now. What's a good coin I can put money into right now and get some quick gains out of?

>>3451311
lmao darn it

>>2729276
>>2729280
>mfw just bought 1 bitcoin with half my life savings two days ago
>mfw $80 dip today
>mfw my name is actually Christian