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Could you just imagine...

>>56210596
Dude. You could do 150 chicks at the same time with that kind of money.

>>55645699
Checked. Maybe the shills just stink of curry?

>>55305087
you know what I am going to do?

>>55052220
Im a simple man

>>54971998
Going to quit my jobs, rent a car and drive around the U.S. and rent kayaks on different rivers

>>54862838
Based. When moass hits, I, for one, will be doing two chicks at the same time.

>>54847771
You know what I am holding out for?

>>54493169
B...but when do I get to do two chicks at the same time?

>>54332007
You know what I'm gonna do?

>>54261896
You know what this means, don't you?

I am a simple man

>>54100763
This is my sentiment exactly. I fucking hate corporate culture and would rather work from home and make less money than chase after some fake and gay career so I can get harassed by an HR department. Or get dressed up and jump through hoops begging for a new job every few years.

Remember why we hold

>>53875125
And I hold for this

>>53860936
We will make our memes become dreams.

>>53816508
I will be taking the spring/summer off of work to rent a car and travel around the country and rent kayaks on different rivers. And upon my return I will begin breeding a massive family of Aryan supermen

>>53811925
Convertible debt is not necessarily a bad thing. It is often a safety feature for the lender to entice them to lending to a struggling company. Can it be abused? Of course. Is that happening here? From what we saw yesterday the lender is benign.
At these prices, and all of the anomalies I see surrounding BBBY, I accept the risks and I believe I will be handsomely rewarded. Fudsters can lick my cornhole. I sell massive amounts of puts, I own dozens of calls and thousands of shares. The option chain is printing money and I am not going anywhere. Break or bust, I really don't give a fuck. And I have a pretty good hunch I am correct.

>>53787975
My demands are simple.

>>53754303
All of your wildest dreams will come true!

>>53737853
Why would anyone filter you? The levels of fud surrounding a stock you guys don't even own is surreal. It's the perfect temperature gauge we need to know we are on to something. You literally know more about the stock than I do!
But all I need to do is look at a few simple charts, reposted here>>53737608
And this tells me everything I need to know. The shorts are trapped again! The FtDs and Regsho all proves it. It's going to be painful closing out those shorts. and the fact that longs are anticipating a squeeze is making them reluctant to sell at prices favorable to you. And this makes you seethe so red-hot that you literally spend 24/7 raging and whining and crying because you are BUST.
I am going to buy calls with so much theta that I can sit tight and enjoying your company from now until I wagmi. I know this because you aren't going ANYWHERE until the longs let you leave. You are going to pay my bills, buy me a new wardrobe, and pay for the $1M it takes to do two chicks at the same time. Baaaahaahahaha