/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54704771
>they think the gov. is going to default or something?
Yes.

>Dame walked into my office asking why she was down on the year.
>I told her to shut the fuck up and that she didn't pass.
>She insisted she wasn't a tranny.
>We both knew that was a lie.
>Said she wasn't good with stocks and desperately needed my help.
>I told her I was out of the game; the SEC was taking my license for using 30x leverage in client portfolios, my ticker was getting delisted, and my last dollar was spent setting up an indoor chicken farm.
>She said she could pay me in Digimon cards.
>I agreed to take a look.
>Her portfolio was the color of her lipstick and bleeding cunt: bright red
>"Well toots, you're going to need to turn this around..."
>I lit a match and stuck it in my bubble pipe.
>"What do you know about natural gas?"