/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29344714
day 1 of /biz/ fund
>wasted 4 hours of arguing about how much to put in PLTR
>team of mommy posters keep spamming whatever the fuck is in mommy's fund during board meetings
>group of silent shitposters secretly put short positions on tesla without any serious analysis or thought and make us lose money
>some chink stonk shiller made us 200 percent gains in a few hours only to lose 75 percent by afterhours cause we kept yelling at each other to hodl

>week 2 of /biz/ fund
>clients angry we lost them 20 percent already
>wasted time running audits where unspent funds went, after futher analysis we lost 10 percent pooled funds cause some anons blew it on whatever shitcoin gets spammed

end of month 1 of /biz/ fund
>investments dropped 40 percent, panic sellers took the money, flew to japan and blew it on weebshit and asian hookers
>last remaining anons release statements on how we are going under, we get consolidated by some bigger fund

>>28912193
Dont run when you lose
Dont whine when it hurts

>>28612917
>im looking at 'nam
>give me the QRD on these asian spics
>I want distressed 'nam securities

Dont run when you lose
Dont cry when it hurts

And get the fuck off my doge if your too weak to handle wiggle room