/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30409900
If you care about Sminem summoning there is no minimal stake amount afaik, so if you don't have that much BNB and BOG you can just stake a little amount.
Also look at >>30410097, but mind that this table does not take into the account the staking profits, only liquidity. You get a profit from every BOG transaction, so if the price is crabbing then staking is very profitable.

>>30139474
fucking scammer zzzzzzz

>>30134550
Bro you are gonna miss a free Sminem.

>>30135991
SMINEM SAVE US

>>30135650
We have the best FUDders, don't we folks?

>>30124392

a slow walkup:
>The reptilians bow to the mighty Sminem
>At first contact aliens tried to merge with the human DNA, creating superior beings that would become masters of this planet.
>The first experiment failed, no single cell could harness the raw psychic power of the alien race. The cygote forcefully splitted in half in order to survive leaving the resultant offspring with deformed features, dividing the psionic power between two distinct entities.
>we refer to them as the Bogdanoff Twins.
> aware of the failure of their creation they desperately seek approval of the elder alien race by controlling humanity from the shadows.
> But then it came, the second experiment
>Successful melding of a single entity 200% Bog/human DNA. Less deformed features and much more powerful
>He doesn't own a home or have a single ruble to his name. Doesn't need it
>Contains all the DNA information of all life in every single cell of his body. He descends from every creature that ever lived, can generate offspring with any creature in the universe. He can create new life by merging DNA with his mind
>He is said to have 500+ IQ quantum brain but his mind working at 10% would warp the fabric of reality ending life on every being that has not a multidimensional nature.
>Being omnipotent and aware of the fact he has a gentle nature and tones down his psionic powers to a minimum to allow life to exist but is diminished to a 60IQ slav-tier intelligence in the process.
>His only goal is to bring happiness to all life
>The Bogs fear this creature and try to destroy him
>Sminem doesn't care, he enjoys the flowers and the little things in life knowing that he only needs to wait until the next heat death of the universe (has witnessed two)
>He mocks the twins by foiling their plan of bankrupting some Neets in an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving forum, just for fun
>for every Bog dump he provides a pump
>for every crash he provides a Bull run

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when a bunch of stupid bears don't stop circle jerking for 3 weeks about their short positions. ETERNALLY BTFO. You were so fucking convinced we would dump to the bottom you good for nothing doomers. While you were screaming in an echo chamber the rest of the market saw things for what they are, OVERSOLD. NOT THIS TIME BOG

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>>14756953
>>14757439
>>14757492
With this meme it appears to me that some people "get" it and others try to replicate it with no success (like in your case).
It seems that you haven't replicated it successfully yet, it's not just the words written in caps, the words themselves have to fit the picture.
I don't know what the essence is to make these successful, but some are funny and others aren't.

I've found out from sources that Bizonacci has been in jail for the past ~5 months now, that's why we haven't heard from him.

ITT: We write a personal letter to Bizonacci

To: Bizonacci.
Hello mate,
If you are reading this from the future you probably got out of jail and are reading this through the 4chan archives.
Know that I have missed you and am eagerly awaiting your new videos. That fake bizonacci youtube channel doesn't even compare to your art and finesse.

Love and Peace,
Murai

dont you fucking dare you piece of fucking negro shit