/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bottled water. Bottled water makes sense in places where the water is contaminated, but I have friends who drink it even in our city which has high quality water. My friend is like "I'm worried about getting bitch tits from plastic contamination" and I'm like "Dude what about the microplastics in your water cooler, also you have bitch tits because you drink like 4 beers a day...". Like, if you're worried about tap water contamination just do the math and buy a home water filter. Way cheaper. I only have to pay $30 a year to replace my filter. And then people have the gall to complain that they don't get pain enough. Like, yeah, maybe, but you also spend way too much on dumb shit!

Why the fuck are people on this board always getting scammed. Holy shit, like PLEASE gain basic internet literacy!

>>24880609
>It's just unfunny.
Dustin stop. This is embarrassing. You're like my friend who said Seinfeld is unfunny but likes Adam Sandler.

I had an appointment with my (((free))) Fidelity financial advisor, since I made a lot of money in the bull market that I don't know what to do with, and he literally said this to me. I get that the boomer meme can work, and that you can fuck yourself up worse by panic-selling and locking in your losses, but it was still a bit tiresome being told to just put all my money in stocks and not do anything about the possibility of a crash.