/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Bitcoin halving just occured and I still don't know what that means
Explain it to me biz
How do I profit from this?

>>58413822
the dancefloor has everything
skipping beats
hopping feets
a cute girl that wants to get with you
no you say
because I am watching the bitcoin value drop price today
the girl is left to dance on her own
as the price of bitcoins plummets down
''what have I done to myself'' you then ask
in the middle of the dancefloor, without a mask
''I have brought this upon myself'' as you consider a job stocking shelves
getting poor, getting poor, all in the middle of the dancefloor
''I can't afford tequilas because they are too expensive for me''
the girl wants to drink with you, think to yourself, ''LET ME BE!''
another day in the crypto market, losses enormous and considering forfeit

How many times do I have to refresh /biz/ before I turn rich?

>>58403761
He is in a better place now
Or maybe he is rsi anon now

Boomer rocks will do a x10 on monday, won't they?

Can you imagine spending your Saturday browsing a thread dedicated to a stock you hate and posting news articles you searched as proof that this stock is bad, supposedly for free?

>people are suddenly getting bearish for no reason now

I opened a wallet and tried to buy crypto

>Please provide :
>Email adress
>Full name
>Exact physical adress
>Pics of both sides of a valid ID
>Biometric selfie video with your smartphone.

Crypto is completly anonymous imaright.

In a hyperinflating situation in america how are you going to transact in very small amounts with normies, especially when most wont have enough supplies to trade with you to match your 1oz of silver rounds. You could do credit but I wouldnt trust that.

Wont you have to just go to the big suppliers who have everything hoarded in to even get rid of your silver in exchange for supplies?

Yes currencies like the goldbacks are sold at high premiums but so are combibars at literally the exact same premium. Actually combi bars are even more expensive than goldbacks at 300% premium for 100 grams of silver.

>>58369959
>keep buying the top of the index fund in my roth ira
How the fuck do I stop this

>>58370296
Y...y-you too

Can Bitcoin really get into the Millions of Dollars? Feel like people are talking like this again because if the Hong Kong ETF

Is the halvening a sell the news event?

is dumb money/retail bullish or bearish?
is smart money/whales bullish or bearish?

>>58336554

Haven't been here in three years. What do I invest in?

>>58328187
>blackrock buys btc
>sets etfs
>halving comes
>prices pump
>FOMO
>blackrocks rugpulls leaving etf boomers and fomoers holding bags

tell me why this isnt happening?

>>58322587
not only female, she is also jewish.

>nobody actually knows

How the hell are you guys able to afford bitcoin. I thought about buying recently but but something that costs more than 69k is way too much and I do not want to put nearly all my inherritance money into something that can crash at any given moment. Might just by etherium instead. My last question is where do I even by crypto?
I am completely new to the crypto world so please go easy on me.

Sure are a lot of 1pbtid's who know a lot about my investment and are actively spreading doubt and misinformation in here all day.
Surely they do it for free.

>>58299900
>Hooker

>>58294717
Not really, but the local gypsie doesnt give me a warranty in case its permanetly jammed or some shit.

>-6k in HOA fees
>-8k in property tax
>whatever other bullshit costs
>goes up 5% in value = +25k
>realistic gain = +11K (not liquid)


>rent apartment
>2k a month = -24k a year
>put 500k in QQQ index fund
>average 13.6% returns
>gain +$68k
>realistic gain = $44k untaxed & liquid
>can move whenever i want

What's the catch