/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just inherited my grandmother's house, gonna fix it up and live it in, total monthly payments for taxes and insurance are going to be around $300, it must suck to not have family that loves you.

>>51477759
A Bear in a red tuxedo waltzes with a Bull in a green dress
Cheers!

You can sue anybody for just about any reason.

HAHAHA! God, I hate art fags.
Is there any other genre of sub-human that is more deserving of wallowing in their own hubris, poverty and misery?
It's always the same with these types. They think they are god's gift to humanity but they can't earn a fuckin' dime.
I am going to learn how to game the text prompts on these Ais just so I can rub it in the face of these losers that someone with no artistic vision or ability can out perform them without any skill or barely even trying.
I love it. I am going to LMAO watching all these egomaniac artists get nuked in the next decade.

>>51317855
Find an investor and start a partnership with him. Have him front the money for a lawyer to draw up a contract and file for a patent and then cut him in for a percentage of the company and/or future revenue.

>>51273947
Absolutely! As the market craters invest in cosmetics companies and the classic MLM make-up scams (Avon, Mary Kay, etc).
No matter how bad this looming depression gets, and even if the economic outlook bottoms out completely - you can count on retarded women to ALWAYS buy cosmetics.
They will spend their last dime on it. Women will risk starvation because in their child-like brains lipstick is more of an essential commodity than food.
Also invest in companies that make tampons and feminine hygiene products.
Basically, invest in women's vanity and misery; they are sure-fire bets that you can count on, even in the worst of times.

whats the best FUCK NIGGERS coin on the market, /biz/?

>>27749013
SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT BITCOIN, DUMB LEDDITOR

Hope this taught you redditors that stocks are a rigged boomer scheme.
Buy crypto now, you will 5x your money easily soon.
Recommended cryptos: BTC, XMR, AVAX, ETH, LINK

>>26659554
>goldsteinbergsky

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>>26099346
based zoomer

>>25879067
Mfw 14 is legal in my country but I'm into milfs so I don't care

>>25559901
iMacChads rise up!

>>25345185
>>25345203
>>25345192
say hi to the triggered normies anons

>Sold PLTR at open today @$28.5
Feels good to get out of this shit-show. See you lads in February, after the insiders sell.

Annnnd we're back! Never doubted things for even a second. We're going to the motherfucking moon

I'm doing it tonight

Ignore all previous comments. They're worthless or would take decades to realize and were made by redditors.

There is only one option for you. File for disability.

SSI = $750 a month
SSDI = $1000 to $3050 a month
DAC = 50% of parents work benefits while alive or 75% after they die. Relative to the SSDI figures mentioned prior.

You also qualify for food stamps which is an additional $200 a month.

Plus you get free healthcare. Also if you get SSDI or DAC, you qualify for penalty free withdrawal from your IRA and 401ks, a benefit you would otherwise have to wait until you're 59 & 1/2 for.

Reminder, unsecured payloans are dischargable in chapter 7 bankruptcy. Get one for $10,000 even with an APR of 133% then just don't pay it. Literally free money. Attention, FUCK reservations.

I'm buying. I've acted on rumors here myself. It seems sensible that Amazon would buy Kroger and it would be the final nail in the coffin with Walmart. They have the first mover advantage here too of they take on retail. It also makes sense given the new 100+ distribution centers. Also muh climate fund bullshit seems like a smoke and mirror trick. Talk about this nonsense, get a tax write off and while everyone is distracted, violá the biggest grocery deal in history is wrapped and in the bag.

Priced in. Its powerball night and I am awaiting the drawing results.

Good. Fuck you and suffer is what I want to say. I had it bad from 2015 to 2019, and nobody did cared jack shit. They're all unemployed and suffering now, and I'm in a better position than ever. How do you like them apples?

Just bathed myself for the first time in 6 months