/biz/ - Business & Finance

"Why am I here?", the Wagie cried, as a pungent stream of urine rained upon his McDonalds uniform.
"Will my toil ever come to an end? Is there a release from this eternal wagecuckery?"

"No, Wagie. There is no end to it.", replied the sharply dressed businessman known as Pepe.
The Wagie paused for a moment, as if to consider his options, but he knew what was coming next.
He took off his hat and solemnly closed his eyes as Pepe fully lowered his trousers, faced backwards to him, and bent over.

"You had 12 years!", Pepe proclaimed, as the contents of his bowels headed towards the hapless Wagie.
"Mercy!", the Wagie cried out, just as the unyielding torrent of diarrhea engulfed him fully.

As he laid dying on the floor, he felt a strange but familiar object being inserted into his anal cavity.
"Tendies", mumbled Pepe, "These are known to grant biological immortality."

As the Wagie felt life coming back to his body, he remembered all of this had happened before.
And he realized it will happen again. Over and over again.

He wished for death. But death would never come for him.

>>10224276
Wow I really wish I knew this before taking my 39 year old friends advice. Spent a lot of money going back to school to learn how to code and still can't find anything.

>>10048685
>>10048632

Don't even get me started on waiters in major cities . These fuckers are super entitled when it comes to tipping. I'm not the one forcing you to live in a $3000 a month shoebox. Fuck off peasant. Get a real job or go back to bumblefuck. Not everyone can make it in New York.

Lot of salty waiters in here trying to get my to tip 20% nice try wagefags.