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Hilariously amateurish jeet shilling. Don't you guys have senior jeets who can teach you?
>>57443513
>socials?
You should probably just let this thread die and start again. Consider it a failed practice run

>be me
>professor at university
>student writes about 4chan culture
>I end my comments
4chan, on which this essay is based
>he passes
>he knows, I know but nobody will believe him
True story

Taxes are the fiat equivalent of token burns on shitcoin ponzis
Government could print the money and they do
but forcing people to pay taxes is effectively cancelling out some of the printing
This effectively curbs the inflation from printing to allow for the fiat ponzi to last another day
Our (((rulers))) use the same monetary strategies as pajeets making food token farm ponzis

link has the worst price action of any coin
but the most bullish fundamentals
why? does it have something to do with autistic Neets holding over 10% of the supply?

>borrowing an asset you already have
what is your end goal of this?
just sell the link in your wallet instead of borrowing from aave

>just made 25k in a matter of 2 hours by buying wynaut then farming meowth heavily
i literally used to make 25k in a year

the only way i feel happy is buying chainlink.
>get bj from girl
nothing
>go eat a $100 steak
nothing
>exercise
feel slight dopamine
>price of link go up
nothing
>buy link
satisfaction
what does this mean for me bros?

>see link pumping 1%
>start to feel euphoric
pls... sergey no dumps for a couple hourts
let us get just one 30% pump day like every other coin has had 3x a week for the past month

>>27523738
fuck I wish

>the people buying into the game meme are niggers who get happy about a few extra chicken fingers from a fast food joint

>received 1600 uniswap
>sold them for 4800
>bought link
>that would now be 32k in uni
>the link is now worth about 6k
fuck chainlink

Now that the early morning fuckery is done, we can probably see some good gains this afternoon. Diamond hands, boys.

>>26233774
No, this is what you get for being retarded lmao. How could you be in crypto all this time and NOT know that this is a common scam? I didn't think these guys made anything but it turns out they do.

>be complete video game autists throughout highschool
>go to college
>no clue how to socialize
>never kissed a girl
>think all girls will hate me
>go to party one night
>drink for the first time
>black out
>wake up naked in some random bed with 2 other people in the dorm room
>bunch of girls laughing
>slowly over college experience realize that all the girls want my dick
>realize im actually attractive
>never used a condom because no sex, no sex ed
>girls never cared that i always coomed inside them with no condom
>went through a phase fucking every slut that partied
>still chat a few of them here and there
>one has a kid
>it is looking more and more like me by the day
>her husband is short jewish looking guy with black hair
>baby is blond hair blue eye like me
>used to fuck her often but eventually she got into a really serious relationship with a guy much uglier
did she know she got pregnant from me and thats why she instantly got into a serious relationship with someone very ugly but probably smart/has money?
Is this a thing girls do? I swear ive never had a girl say anything when i coom in then not a single one ever told me to use a condom
how do i profit from girls trying to get my genetics?

>mfw global powers are pumping the dollar relentlessly to suppress the price of chainlink tokens

>>25808704
>BTC id
checked
im unironically going long 100k position 5x leverage

>mfw realizing the whole point of crypto is to use confusing abstract technological concepts to confuse boomers so that they cannot understand what they are investing in and fomo into our pumped up bags

holding chainlink turned me into a literal cu ckhold
has this happened to anyone else?

xrp is not the hill CZ will start a war over
bye bye cripplets

>big banks used to say crypto is only used for drug dealers, pedophiles, terrorists and that it will die or be banned in the long run
>now big banks get caught laundering hundreds of billions in money for drug dealers, pedophiles, terrorists
how are the goyim this fucking stupid?
i still talk to a decent amount of """sucessful""" goyim who will not buy crypto because its "backed by nothing" or "going to go to zero"
the jews are unironically based goyim are nothing but cattle to be used to provide resources for the chosen people.

Kek

their trade engine completely shits the bed any time theres a small amount of action
and im pretty sure they are frontrunning trades when I marketbuy during a decent move i get the buy and pay 1% more than the current price.
what an absolute dogshit exchange and not to mention the massive scamwick down to 16k yesterday
feels like some slimy shit they are doing no way they could actually have technology this poor

>"In part, the letter posits that the OCC put fintech and crypto regulatory developments ahead of other more pressing issues, such as providing citizens stimulus check access."
>"Brian Brooks, the former Coinbase executive turned leader of the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, or OCC, recently received a letter from multiple members of Congress expressing concerns over his crypto-heavy leadership."
i fucking hate politicians and kikes

why would I larp?
I closed out a trade for huge profits then the price kept running up and between the euphoria and then FOMO i made a very bad decision to go back in the trade
if this is our big 30-40% dump its over
>>24270622
i will probably spend what little i have to buy a tent and go sleep in the woods