/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50358416
It's only illogical if your logic is false. The truth never changes; only your perception of it. The world is a comedy to those who think because those who think find the lies which make up this world to be so dumb that it makes one feel like he lives in a parody. How can one hear about things such as astronaut canceling because his suit was filling up with water or nasa not being able to land on the moon again because they threw away all the technology or we know who did 9/11 because his passport fell out of the plane and onto the street and not find it hilarious that people not only believe this shit, but will call you crazy for questioning it? You don't. You realize the joke is that the world is run by malevolent retards guiding even dumber retards into their own doom. The punchline is, of course, all these people have massive control on your quality life and you can only escape them through death.

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>>50198099
>stock split in 2 more weeks

In about a month all the people who live paycheck to paycheck are going to start hurting, and a month after that the "responsible" people will start hurting. They'll have to reopen the economy or start a worldwide depression.