/biz/ - Business & Finance

>if most investors think the market will go up, it goes up
>if all investors think the market will go up, it crashes
explain, my basterds

>>30241623
I didn't even read your dumb post. Let me guess how it goes
>10y yields are barely up in the middle of a decades long downtrend
>this means that the world economy is about to collapse
Did I get it right? We have this thread every week and it's always for a different reason.

>>29985943
Explain in simple words how exactly doge is a ponzi.

>yeah bro, if I emulate Elon Musk's post-success habits and morning routine, I will surely become a millionaire

>>29572009
Brave, stunning

>>29146415
>sells right at the beginning of the buy-everything mania
Enjoy your handicapped gains bro

>>29067506
>give it back to me in 20 years
How old are they kid

>>29016533
>>29016688
It goes until august

>>28660493
>hey I just drove here in my van also I brought some wine from home here have some
At least it's a decent larp

>>27292150
Epic win fellow 4channeler!

>>27261956
No.
Stay in your containment thread

Yup, I underestimated the power of weaponized autism. I figured it was possible I could get squeezed, I didn't think anyone was strong or ballsy enough to try it. Well that was until over one million lunch money gamblers tried their hand. Yup, you shredded my position. Then I doubled it at $145, and you shredded that too.
Congratulations, you earned it, and fuck you.

>>26785301
Yeah yeah they're independent events and over 500 weeks you're gonna have around 25 times you got blown up.
And to your point, that's right, it could happen four weeks in a row no problem.

>>26769304
He means you

>>26758783
Do you even read this shit before you post it?

You retards are probably going to cause a regulatory stomp on options. Just like your equally retarded forefathers did with CFDs and day trading.

>>26492963
so it's like /biz/ except boring?

Thanks

30% down on a fucking dump and the board still hasn't been rid of tourists yet?

You mean to tell me I can't get but one lousy double in this thread?

If it's supposed to be a deflationary recession, why is everyone buying Bitcoin? Wouldn't it make more sense for hyperinflation?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/billybambrough/2020/04/05/coronavirus-is-the-largest-insolvency-event-in-history-warns-former-goldman-sachs-fund-manager-pivots-hard-to-bitcoin/#6ad67257d395

How do I buy Bitcoin with only a wallet number and a payment method. I'm sick of this government policy bullshit like entering your address or social security number.

I know that we all are so certain that there will be a recession, but can we get some devils advocate?

>>15651102
>literal blood line of the financial system
>literal