/biz/ - Business & Finance

>doesn’t realize recession was q1 2022
>doesn’t realize trump did it
>doesn’t realize we’re turning out now
>doesn’t thank biden
>isn’t all in max leverage

>>56186321
>bragging she got 128$ before they sent her ass home cuz rush hour was over

>>55668372

>>28992316
.......no?

>>18566028

>>18386517

>>16664204
>when you fall for /pol/ memes because you're their target demographic: a retard

>imagine not holding a suicide stack of cos

YOUR GODS HAVE FAILED YOU

MUHAHAHAHAHA

Ew, it's that guy again that keeps talking about that Internet money.

Ew. It's that guy again.

>ugh, who invited that guy who always talks about bitcoin?

Ew, There's that guy that keeps buying software promises.

Hey, this is my friend Anon, he's uhh..a crypto investor or something, isnt that right anon?
(hes a little shy), well he still lives at home with his parents, he doesnt have a job, and hes single, he's quite a catch

Wait, you bought a worthless piece of imaginary currency thing for 10 thousand dollars????

>>8667450

>not using the gif

>he thought he could make money sitting at his computer shit posting all day

"Hey Stacey, want anything from Starbucks?"
>"Yeah, I want a mocha roastie supreme! But can you go get it for both of us, I don't want to stop watching Netflix!"
"Sure, can you send me some money though? My credit card is almost empty, I spent everything on Chad!"
>"Yeah, I just go this new app "Request Network". Download it and send me a request!"
"Wow, I just got it too! I'll put in a request. Hmm, that's weird Stace, it's saying I need "REQ tokens". Wtf is that?"
>"Uh, this app is so fucking weird. WEIRD AND CREEPY. Why do I need a token to send money? How do I even get them?"
"Just delete it Stace and use venmo. That app was made by virgins and creepy ugly losers."

Three weeks later...

"Stace, remember that Request Network app?"
>"Ugh. that ugly looking one that was obviously made by no life virgins?"
"Yep, that's the one. Well I GUESS I had to use it to send money because it has lower fees, but it's such a shit app and you can tell that ugly virgins made it. Guess what the app MAKES you do Stace."
>"Lay it on me girl, I can only imagine what the neckbeards that made that app make you do to use it."
"Get this Stace, I wanted to send 10 grand to Chad, and instead of just being NORMAL like Venmo and Paypal and entering Chad's name to send it to him, I had to enter his "wallet address". LOL!"
>"Holy shit, that is the nerdiest thing I've ever heard! I'm drier than the Sahara just hearing such nerdy, gay words."
"It's unbelievable, if you want to send money, you have to enter a 40 character string of letters and numbers. If you screw up, and of course what normal, non autistic person wouldn't under those circumstances, no refunds, because the app uses a "blockchain". Imagine the autistic spergs that made that app Stacey, they're so fucking creepy and their app is shit! Let's use Venmo only from now on!"

>>5859600
Grats, those are amazing returns. I kind of got the same reaction when I told some people I made some good profit with btc, then a hop to the ltc ride from $100 to $300 gain. "thats cool!"

a few weeks later i drink the altcoin koolaid and went in a few alts. lost some, won some. then dumped it all in ripple on the 28th for a $100k gain.

but this was their reaction when i said im out of ltc and into altcoins from now on.

23:59 14.500
00:01 16.000

Name me a recent ico coin that hasn't flopped.

It's an altcession

>>3727410

>>2236053
>he hasnt pumped his whole life savings yet