/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54104207
just master race things

Bro it’s going to the moon bro, listen bro it’s got this thing called short interest bro, I don’t know what that is bro but listen, so like you can buy a stock bro but, also bro you can like open a share to sell bro and that’s like called a short position or some shit. Anyway bro you make money on like a short position if a stock goes down in price. IKNORITE???! That doesn’t make sense bro but it’s real bro. So like BBBY had like a lot of people doing that okay, and also bro like these dudes with a lot of money called hedge funds like have a lot of these shorty spice positions okay bro and like to make money they have to close. And bro that means like the price is gonna be super high bro, because bro they have to buy the stock to make any money. Bro them closing that position like wow it’s gonna mean so many people are going to buy it at the same time. And bro when people buy stocks the price of it goes up and like you can make money by selling, but like selling to close not like selling to open. Anyways bro this stock BBBY has like one hundred trillion billion million hundred thousand people shorting it bro. So like when they close the position because it’s a profitable company and like bro there’s a bunch more people who like invest in companies that make a lot of profit and like eventually bro the people with the short position I explained will start losing money. Bro when that happens bro they will have to buy back their shares and bro the volume on that brolike it’s buying pressure and the stock price goes up bro. So like they are forced to cover because the company is making so much profit so like bro the price of the stock goes so high. Bro I’m telling you just buy one share and bro like you’re a billionaire.

>>51571916
you made me look good b8

>>51410223
imagine admitting you got butthurt over a premarket move

>>50947123
pussy
>SPX 5000 9/16