/biz/ - Business & Finance

>”My fellow Americans, today we were attacked by a sophisticated group of financial terrorists, from a ruthless and brutal dictatorship known as reddit. These violent extremists are attempting to take down America and destroy our freedoms and our way of life. I can now announce that we have taken the necessary steps to counter this threat, and our Air Force is on the way to disrupt their servers, believed to be hosted in an undisclosed location just south of Baghdad. These criminals will be brought to justice.”

>”My fellow Americans, today we were attacked by a sophisticated group of financial terrorists, from a ruthless and brutal dictatorship known as reddit. These violent extremists are attempting to take down America and destroy our freedoms and our way of life. I can now announce that we have taken the necessary steps to counter this threat, and our Air Force is on the way to disrupt their servers, believed to be hosted in an undisclosed location just south of Baghdad. These criminals will be brought to justice. God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.”