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>>17322218
he's literally on camera doing these things dude

classic post from the archive

>Except the Win95 dance video is way less cringey. It's a bunch of nerds celebrating a launch. Meanwhile, this ETH dance video (which, incidentally, is one of many similar incidents involving Vitacuck's MASSIVE BLACK-HOLE SCALE AUTISM) is on a completely different level.

>Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews, sniffing his own armpits, etc. If you're still holding ETH in 2019 I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

made me unironically laugh out loud

>>15804505

>>14631631
Ethereum is a dead platform and it's going to remain dead until they implement scaling solutions, which is never going to fucking happen. 0xbtc is a good idea that had potential, but the fact that it's on Ethereum makes that entirely moot. I've moved on to mining DIG on EOS. Think 0xBTC, except instant and feeless transactions on a platform that people can actually build usable apps on. It also just came out days ago and almost no one knows about it so mining is super easy (look up the account digcoins on github).

If you're the typical /biz/ NPC you're probably about to type a response along the lines of:
>hurrrr EOS is scam grug no like EOS, Ethereum best!

If that's the case we can skip all that and just wait to see who gets the last laugh.

>>13899401
lel

>>13870175
I think this was the better one

>>13556794
>sirs pls buy my shitcoin instead

>>13514390
No

>>13448560
>A platform whose success is completely reliant on implementing pie in the sky scaling solutions that are too complicated to ever get done in a reasonable amount of time will outlast a simple store of value currency with first mover advantage
Imagine being this delusional

>ETH will flip BTC
BAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH

>>13380004
EOS shills itself

>>13369843
Ya man keep buying don’t worry u will make it definitely bro

Give me a break you incel onions plebbit virgin nerds

>>13367180

>>11579977
He's so alpha he jacks off during interviews

>>11544294

>>10949863
I mean seriously, just look at them. A bunch of kids making internet money. Yeah, VB may be good, but that doesn't change the fact that his pet project is fragile, slow and useless. Judging by the image, he was getting a hard on thinking at scalling solutions or it was some STD since he can only afford cheap ass hoes in the bear market.
No big money or major company, will ever touch that.

>>10848265
Eth pair only goes up, and barely down, so no point trading there. Plus Ethereum is a shitcoin with bad token economics, created by an autistic communist who masturbates in public. Why would you risk holding it for any amount of time at this point?

>>10280955
damn my dick is go up so hard ohh man... i jerk rite fuckin now ayy dammit i wanna sniff that shit eat that shit and fuck that shit. let me pull my stick on em ahhh yeeesss u like that one?

OMG will moon soon!

>>10234638
That's pretty much where I am at this point, except I left half my link on Binance in case I catch a very obvious dump. This market is bullshit, did you see the one giant green candle just before this latest dump? That was just extra greedy whales liquidating shorts and trapping bulls, so that only insiders would profit. I'm convinced that they are being blatantly, over-the-top greedy in order to get people to exit the market altogether at this point.
Shitcoin scams aren't working either any more, even the better alt coins are getting fucked hard. I hold some Colx too, and it just bleeds on every piece of good news.
Can't beat the predatory bots, so either dollar cost average for maybe a loooong time, or get out completely. I just refuse to sell at a loss.

>>10232010