/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm only going to warn you peasants this one time. No second chances.

Nope.

>>57194140
> were staring down the barrel of an economic decline

Yes, yes we are.

You're forgetting about Canton Network, the banks' choice for oracles and tokenization of REAL financial instruments.

Sell your Ethereum

>Crypto is used by the worst people on earth like child rapists and tax avoiders

The most almightily extremely deeply ultra severe recession is COMING!!!!!! Any day now, you better sell!

>>56573000
Yes, yes, good little slave, please trust our words of wisdom.

Don't bother buying LINK (I'm being serious about this).

I understand FOMO is a powerful emotion and LINK has been performing better than usual over the past month, but here's a few major FUD points you need to consider:
> Canton Network is now the oracle of choice for financial institutions, not Chainlink. Sorry bud, but the banks decided to have their own network created, they don't want to fuck around with crypto.
> Chainlink's price action since 2020, in comparison to other high caps, has been atrocious. This is partly due to the shit tokenomics and the Chainlink foundation dumping on retail regularly.
> With all that being said, it's also an "old alt" now so it's very unlikely to hit ATH ever again, and the tokenomics will only further exacerbate this inevitability.

I really feel bad for Link bagholders, the tech is absolutely amazing. It's too bad the banks are fucking thieves who steal ideas before they can be patented, run away with it, and further enrich themselves while retail is left to rot.

Hi all, midwit here.

I do have a full bitcoin, but only less than $10k cash left. If and when the market completely bottoms out, I MIGHT swap my bitcoin for one of the coins listed in the subject line.

I know you'll call me eternal idiot, "NGMI" amongst other things, but let's be real here:

> Bitcoin is NOT going to $500k-$1 mil for an EXTREMELY long time. It'll take at least several cycles for it to ever reach that insurmountable price range. The market cap needed would be absolutely insane too.

My portfolio right now is 1 btc, 10 billion pepe and 1 million VRA. I have this voice in my head telling me that I'm wasting so much in potential gains by simply resting them in majority BTC. I believe BTC will go to around $80k-$100k next bullrun, but also the job market is piss terrible and likely will remain that way for a long time. I need to find a clever way to make it next bull which may very well be many years away. Regardless, I need feedback.

It...it...bu...bu....IT IT ITS THE MARKET SEUNTIMEEEEENNNNTTTTTTTTTTT

I agree with him that there will be a mammothic, giga, ultra, omega extremely severe recession later this year or perhaps next year so we can buy in for cheap *cough* SORRY EXCUSE ME, I meant to say that you should sell your bags now, UNBELIEVABLY SEVERE RECESSION IS COMING! OBEY ROBERT AND I!

It's coming folks. Maybe not this year, but next year certainly.

We're here to help and protect your financial future. We advise that you sell your stocks, crypto, homes, etc. We mean to buy for cheap afterwards *COUGH* sorry what I meant to say is that you better take our warning seriously. Remember what happened when Powell started hiking interest rates on you last year? Imagine that x10 when we buy up residential real estate for cheap *COUGH* EXCUSE ME, sorry, I keep mixing things up.

But yes, you will sell everything, and you will be happy.

Hate to tell you this OP but you missed your chance to hop on the AI Saas hype train late last year before the normie cancer from YouTube took over it.

Now every single micro niche you can possibly think of for AI Saas is extremely oversaturated.

The only thing you'll see now of days is, "crypto is wack man - check out this new AI Saas course I have bro! it'll get you rich in 2 months bro, I promise!"

I understand perfectly why you'd fall for meme business ideas though. It's extremely hard to find something that's fresh and the next cool thing without any sort of network with VC's and other richies. They share the secrets amongst themselves before they go big. Sadly, if you're just an average dude trying to make it these days, the information is being deliberately withheld from you until it's already too late and every normie on earth is talking about it.

Unbelievably extreme, leviathan-sized, giga, mega super ultra severe recession coming!

There is no escape for you wagies.

Extremely severe, giga, mammothic, leviathan sized recession coming!

You better sell before it dumps to oblivion. We need to buy for cheap *cough* sorry I meant to say we're just trying to protect you cattle *cough* AHEM excuse me. We're just trying to protect you investors and your respective futures!

EXTREMELY SEVERE WARNING: There will be a gargantuan, behemoth, mammothic, omega, giga ultra extreme recession next year.

>>54756162
> At that point I'll get a new job probably making close to 350k and coast debt free into retirement

Oh, my sweet summer child, if only you knew the availability of such jobs, their scarcity, their competition, and...nevermind.

> I hope you peasants *cough* guys have been moving your money into safe assets

When we've already been in one since last year?

When will the gaslighting end?

The unbelievably almighty extreme, deep, omega severely giga recession is coming!

It's been confirmed by the fed, folks! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Now, please sell your house because I'd like to buy *cough* SORRY I meant to say sell because you want to protect your money!

Contrary to popular belief about how 2022 was the beginning of the recession due to 2 consecutive quarters of negative GDP, the recession hasn't started yet. The mega ultra severe extremely deep recession will begin later this year.

You better sell all of your stocks, crypto, and even your house! You have no idea what's coming.

Oh, and you better sell your house down in Florida, because I can buy for cheap *COUGH * *COUGH* oh sorry I meant to say global warming will cause sea levels to flood that entire state.

What is he thinking right now?