/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just buried my face in the pillow, and I'm barking, crying, screaming, squealing, yelling, shrieking, meowing, mewing, spitting, grunting, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW DO I STOP BEING SO BEARISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

I get so fucking pissed off whenever I hear the likes of Dave Ramsey telling me I either have to 401k for 40 years or "learn a skill bro" to make money.

If those were the only ways to make money, how come people do tiktok dances for millions? Why do people "just know someone" and slack off, then proceed to make millions anyways?

I really don't have the time to "learn a skill". That'll take years and years which I really don't have. Our economy is going to absolute mammoth diarrhea shit. We're descending into a global World War 3. We really don't have as much time on this planet as we think we do. Oh, and don't get me started on my health issues (not serious, but still enough to be an annoyance on my daily life) that are getting progressively worse with each passing year. I also don't have a marriage nor friends to rely on. My family is currently in economic shambles thanks to Brandon's economy.

Can someone please spoonfeed me a secret sauce? Don't you fucking dare tell me there's no such thing as a secret sauce. I know it exists because if the rich unveiled it, that would introduce too much competition which would make them lose money. You know what? I want them to actually lose money so I can make some fucking money for once. I'm almost fucking done with this cruel dark world. It's time I fuck it for once. PLEASE TELL ME SOME FUCKING ANSWERS INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A STUPID RUNAROUND/PLATITUDES/"JUST READ BOOKS BRO" BECAUSE THOSE BOOKS ARE JUST NARCISSISTIC DIARIES!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>55843376
I WANT REAL FRIENDS
PEPE IS MEAN
I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH A GIRL AND HAVE A MAN CALL ME 'MATE'

I've decided I'm officially leaving coding behind as a career as it's fucking bullshit and extremely prone to recessions. I hate coding anyways so not a major loss.

However, I can't decide where to turn next for my career:
> Go for an online MBA then go into some type of management afterwards?
> Learn a very niche trade (ie: installing sprinklers or a refrigeration tech)?
> Learn and get into sales?
> Get some certs and go into something like Salesforce Admin?

I have a CS degree but I never realized just how fucking worthless this degree would be worth some 8 years after graduating with it. The economy right is definitely not helping either, it's far worse than I could've ever imagined with how few actual jobs are actually available (most job postings are fake, while the few available are hypercompetitive with thousands of experienced applicants whom I stand no chance against).

Why is this world so fucking cruel and bleak? SOMEBODY HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55705884
I BOUGHT 2 BCH

>>55584511
MOONMAN RAPED ME

Just sent 19.8 BSV to a BCH address
It's over

SEC SHOULD BAN OASIS AND ARREST DAWN

>>54183887
I didn't buy ROSE

My 13 eth or 1 bil shib? I'm going to swap one of my big bags for another for swing trading purposes.

I know a lot of you will jump at me and say Shib, but I want an honest poll/discussion about what I should do.

I will admit though, the Shib price action lately, despite Shibarium coming up, has been atrocious. Eth has been ok, but still frustrating.

And yes, I'm bagholding both at a big loss, so I don't know what I should do.

>>53943931
Moonman raped me hard
It's over

And which ones will keep dumping/slow rug upon launch?

I don't invest in most of the dogcoins, and I use tokensniffer, but it's so frustrating that I always miss out on the ones that gigapump - the ones I choose end up becoming slow rugs and I have to panic sell every time. And yes, panic selling turns out to be the right move in that moment since those projects eventually 100% rug.

Recently, I've missed out on Dogpad finance and a few others, and I'm seething.

Is there some secret formula to figuring out which ones will pump and which ones won't? I know tokensniffer isn't the answer anymore. Also, a lot of twitter & telegram & discord communities are filled with bots so those aren't good indicators either.

>>53921208
MOONMAN FINANCIALLY RAPED ME

>>53915278
Moonman cucked me.

>>53913067
Moonman literally signed my suicide certificate. It's over.

>>53905893
I bought 5,000 GRT at $1.95

>>53498785
Lmao you fudders are insufferable. Did you really copy/paste that from the other thread you tried to shit in?

>it's dumping!
>audits don't mean anything!
>it's going to rug!

Reminder that this is the guy who sold VELA at $1 >>53374765
No wonder he's so fucking salty :D

>>52224966
I CAN'T DECIDE EITHER...JASMY OR ROSE...JASMY OR ROSE...HELP ME BROS...I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO GO FOR...ONE LEADS TO SUCCESS, THE OTHER TO HEARTBREAK, BUT WHICH ONE?

So MATIC and ALGO were the chosen ones all along. And I bought ADA.

>>52200115
I ONLY HAVE 2000 DOGE

>>51470235
I need ETH to move around my CHZ

I don't know what to buy, can anyone advise me? I want to escape my horrible boss and retire early.

>>51246253
I had some ADA. But /biz/ said Charles was gay, so I sold it for LINK.

>>51095947
I bought this coin
Scam jeet shit down $4k fuck all doge with bat baggies