/biz/ - Business & Finance

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper. Due date is this friday.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 350USD and climbing, lord knows.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
Jew the jew. Friday will be a day of reckoning.

>>26646086
>Citron
Who? Are they just more seething jews? Or do they actually have an interesting little side story alongside all this? I'm a newfag lurker, I can't follow everything.

>>26630869
sometime after friday. maybe.
as long as the system detonates I'll be satisfied.

>>26624789
*ahem* Fuck the kikes, fiat system collapse now.

I'm not sure I understand the problem moshe.