/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Excuse me sir, I seem to have misplaced some merchandise ... ooh there she is.
>Bitch where you've been, I've been looking everywhere for you. Come on home, I mean to swing trade you to put your gains into YFI.
Do you know who this guy is?
>He's my PnDer
Your PNDer!?!?!

So--soo you really are a
>YES SHE'S A SHITCOIN
>YES SHE'S A SHITCOIN

>APimpNamedSlickback, may I have a minute?
>A minute!???!!!!! "Let us pray the Pump&Dumper's prayer; Lord Satoshi, please pray for the soul of this shitcoin, and guide my P&D hand and make it strong Lord!! so she may learn, a shitcoin's place. AMEN."
We do not hit the future Chainlink in this house
>What future Chainlink, sir? this here's a shitcoin
Not in this house she ain't.