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If I'm working outside IR35, would the government know I was working if everything from my contract went to my business account and I started claiming bennies to my personal account?
If anyone from hmrc is reading, this thread is for comedy purposes only. Also kindly tongue my anus gently.
None of this is illegal btw, just slightly unethical. And I don't care about fucking over this government after the past few years of them making life tough, they will just give it to somalis, "afro caribeans" and Pakis anyway.

>be me
>MSc in AI
>90th percentile salary
>no car
>no dependents
>rent a one bedroom flat that used to be half of a council house (house for poor people)
>no Netflix, spotify, etc.
>not a member of any clubs, gym, etc.
>don't go out drinking on weekends
>cook all my own meals for cheap
>after expenses I have £500/mo to save
>at this rate I could buy the shithole I live in in 4 years, assuming it doesn't go up in value, and then pay even more for the mortgage than I currently pay in rent
This country fucking sucks.

How do i proift from this shithole

England needs to recolonize Ireland.

They supposedly conquered the world. How the fuck did they manage that? Even germany is showing them up right now.

How fucked are we, lads? Is it going to get much worse?