/biz/ - Business & Finance

Somebody once told me the web was gonna troll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kind of dumb with a sharpie in her bum and balancing a shoe on her own head.

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

Chorus:
Hey now, you're an allstonk
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an allstonk
squeeze the shorts and get paid
and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold

It's a cool thread, and they say it gets colder
buy the dip now while the shorts are bolder
but the media men beg to differ
judging by the hole in the short interest picture

the ice shorts skate is getting pretty thin
the water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
my world's on fire, how bout yours?
because I hold stock in a video game store

[Chorus]

Go for the moon (x4)

[Chorus]

Somebody once asked, could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to get myself some blockchain games.
I said yep, what a concept, I could use some NFTs myself, and we could all use a little change

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

[Chorus]

and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold

Somebody once told me the web was gonna troll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kind of dumb with a sharpie in her bum and balancing a shoe on her own head.

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

Chorus:
Hey now, you're an allstonk
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an allstonk
squeeze the shorts and get paid
and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold

It's a cool thread, and they say it gets colder
buy the dip now while the shorts are bolder
but the media men beg to differ
judging by the hole in the short interest picture

the ice shorts skate is getting pretty thin
the water's gettin' warm so you might as well swim
my world's on fire, how bout yours?
because I hold stock in a video game store

[Chorus]

Go for the moon (x4)

[Chorus]

Somebody once asked, could I spare some ETH for gas?
I need to get myself some blockchain games.
I said yep, what a concept, I could use some NFTs myself, and we could all use a little change

Well, the Sneeds start Chuckin' and they don't stop Chuckin'
Used airplane mode from the jannies I'm runnin'
Didn't make sense not to post for fun
Your brain gets smart but the mods are dumb
So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with buying GME
You'll never know if you don't go
/biz/ buys high and then they sell low

[Chorus]

and all that glitters is gold
only iron hands break the mold