/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50586273

FIGHTING THE URGE TO SWING

All I want is enough money to:

>pay a blonde to dress up like Power Girl and beat the shit out of me
>pay a girl to dress up like a vampire and suck blood from my neck
>pay a girl to dress up like a nurse and euthanize me

What is your endgame /biz/ and how far off are you from achieving your financial goals?
Also everything on coinbase mooning on the weekend means normies are in.

>>28573990
>How will you find a good woman after making it?

like this:
>pay a couple to breed
>have their daughter put through intensive combat training from birth
>supplemented by intense academic and social training as well
>by age 12 she will able to kill most adults
>by age 15 she will be able to kill trained adults
>by age 17 she will be Joanna Wick and become my wife
>at age 18 we will consummate our marriage
>one day she will "accidentally" discover what her life is, have an existential crisis and swear revenge on me
>she will kill me, i'll tell her how much i've always loved her and how proud i am of her as i die in her arms
>my butler will then hand her a briefcase >briefcase contains a USB with the will to my estate and a trust fund in her name
>she is now 23 and can do whatever she wants

>>26943717
>goes through when it hits .10

>I got jewed

>the Persona 5 side character who continuously gets bogged on the stock market until he borrows 1 million yen from his parents, loses it all on forex trading, and his fiance leaves him

Anyone else holding in by a fucking thread? I feel like my options are suffering and feeling like garbage 24/7 or becoming a robot and starting adderall. I just procrastinate and cant find interest in anything other than crypto or vidya and cant complete any school work.

Can any adderall or ADHD bros comment? If it makes me actually move forward with my life, I'll take it and complete my descention into normiehood

>>15222419
both of these girls are so cute it actually hurts

>>15076557
>bought at 4k
>bought at 6k
>bought at 8k
>bought the asuka dip
>bought at 10k
>bought at 11k
>bought at 12k
>panic sold at 11.5k
>bought at 11.8k
>bought at 9.7k
*today*
>bought at 10.4k
>finally 0.1 BTC

>every single coin, token, project somehow connects back to some country's alphabet soup counterpart
>the rich will still get richer by stealing our resources, just digitally this time
>there is no escape from ((((((((((((((((((((((((them))))))))))))))))))))))))))))