/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56859783
Imagine his MASSIVE cock.

>>56720351
>USD pair

>>56142827
The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>>55562959
Best Fed chair in history.
Say thank you JPpw

>>55022144
literally "higher for longer" and "no cuts planned" for the 1000th time. maybe market listens this time

>>55020813

HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

>>54865341
Priced in

>>54315330
It's MY BTC now, chud.

>STRONGLY COMMITTED

Sell.

>bring me the gorilla nigger who doesn't believe me

>>53601790
market needs some lil spanking

>>53588430
Well remember that Jackson Hole literally started with him saying "this speech is usually for long term economic macro bullshit but YOLO fuck your short term calls".

>>53570876
>No one believes in the FED faggots anymore
Jpow will do an angry speech on Tuesday next week. It will be a repeat of Jackson Hole from last year on the June rally

>>53507665
you get your 25bps but you will not like what Jpow has to say...

>>53231957
He's probably fine with it in principle. But instead of $10,000 portfolios he wants us to do it with $1,000 ones.

everyone forgot about DXY

>This whole conference

>>52851544
Wellll, there was a certain time about 160 years ago where it was 0%.

Perhaps we ought to take a second look at the policies involved.

>>52800522
Jpow said price stability (eggs included)

>>52793426
>pivot?

>>52790482
DRIP IS GOING TO FUCKING 18

THATS WHATS FUCKING HAPPENING

"OIL BARONS" ARE GETTING FUCKING HEEMED