/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55990752

>>55689472
>respected corporate career
>bean counter

>>54024281
I-Is this a nothingburger, s-senpai?

>>54024201
Wall Street is one of the sacred cows the plebs aren't suffered to protest.

>literally fucking who Japanese bank raises price target on SOFI to $9
>HURR HURR PUMP PUMP BUY BUY BUY
Retarded ass market
>>53719222
Checked

>>53550351

>>53498176

>>53225114

This is fine.

Sneaky fucking japs just pearl harbored 2.0

>>52902583
Cramer claimed this morning that Bambi (1942) was an allegory of the holocaust.... Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer

>>52468505
The market buys and sells narratives, not fundamentals.

>>51049306

>>50956743
inderesting

I steal from every tip cup at every fast food restaurant I go to. There's some I go to every single day and just take it right in front of them. They know and they don't say a word because they can't. I am a valuable customer and they are minimum wage slaves. They start trouble with me over a couple dollars, they get fired. It's the same even at places you don't go to all the time. Most of the time they aren't even paying attention but it's not like you have to wait for those moments.

This isn't even really a crime but I know some would consider it a bad thing to do. It was never their money to begin with, it's spare change nobody wanted and would have just left all over the counter if the cup wasn't there. I'd advise against trying this with big tips left at tables for waiters though, depending on how much you take it can become an issue. This is just a way to earn back a few bucks every time you go get coffee or something but it adds up.

I'm sure the government that,
>rigs elections
>censors crime stats
>misleads the public on every issue
will give us the true and honest CPI numbers. They only thing that maters to the clown market is this: the printer is gonna keep on printing.

>>50737800
Clown decade

>>50719109
I think you're probably right on both. I've swung SIGA a couple of times, might regret selling yesterday. Gains are gains on the other hand.

>>50699225

>>50697874
>he isn't long on gay sex
NGMI

>>50635045
>When the store prices increase so often that they have to swap to digital price displays.

>>50617344
Just buy pump and get excited for next pump
Checked btw

SIGA SISSIES! I've found it, the next super spreader event. NYC. Subway. Slip N Slides.
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1552009732994387968

I sold my gaysex bags way too early.