/biz/ - Business & Finance

step 1: collect a ton of grainy gore videos from China you always see on /gif/ or /pol/ or /b/ or whatever

step 2: spam them on twitter as if they're related to coronavirus panic. some real dark shocking shit, like a lady getting stabbed at a grocery store or a dude cooking a dog for food. everyone will buy it cuz OMG CHINA CENSORSHIP

step 3: buy QQQ and SPY puts when retarded wall street algos pick up bear keywords

step 4: profit??