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the time for your wise investments has passed. you will now transfer your wealth to enignoct and ur through frenzied buying of your stock ticker LUNR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxdtkfnvg-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhP1KfcRBU

>>57883757
>LUNR
the stock is cheap. 1 share is trading less than a big mac. historically, anything less expensive than a big mac has been considered cheap. secondly, there is only one (1) moon. this is called scarcity.
the moon is completely virgin territory as far as exciting growth industries, such as lithium extraction, marijuana cultivation, cryptocurrency mining, and unique airbnbs. it is entirely possible that aliens tipped over their recent landing attempt. we could start a really wild onlyfans with the footage.
techinically, we could sell a lot of real estate on the moon. as long as we're the only ones that can get there, we can divide the moon into parcels and sell it over and over again the same way the jews did with florida.
you can probably smoke moon rocks, and if they aren't psychoactive we can grind them up and coat car rims with them.
end of the day, there's a lot of exciting opportunities on the moon, but ultimately the united states government is interested in diversifying it and opening interracial gay tolerance centers (all ages) before china turns it into a giant snake farm to stock their wet markets. just like the conquest of the americas, the conquest of the moon will be a war of cultures, and we need to see that freedom prevails.

>>57844867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T6tL0UdmY4
it better. or there will be consequences and retribution such that has not been seen on earth since the last ... lunar war.

>lunr down again
somebody needs to stand up for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgObuJfyIBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6BvPQNjQc