/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be ethereum
>present yourself as a supersonic selfflying aircraft
>it turns out it still can't fly after all these years
>mechanics from the airport refurbish some old big truck from the eighties
>put the aircraft on the truck
>tell you now the aircraft is finally flying despite being driven by a 80yr with p = 1/2 of killing all people on board and you don't even having a seat on economy class
>you're stuck for life holding an unregistered security while you extend your arms like you we're touching some clouds and find yourself arguing with people on twitter like sassal0x and polynya about how good is your truck at 4am on a wednesday

biggest security out there, even outside of crypto
every single alt and his mother instadumps 15-25%
but this fucking scam won't dump
wtf just die already fuck this nigger coin and its toxic community

>valuable because people use it for gas
>becomes deflationary so instead of spending it you're incentivizing hoarding as if it were a mere storage of value
>all value disappears

eth is so fucking over lmao vitalik is 90 iq max

Can we please have a discussion about this?
After years of delays, the main promise made by the devs starts to come live and it drops a 20%?
Why?

fuck this obvious scam, fuck vitalik, fuck eth foundation and fuck me for being so fucking stupid

gonna start accumulating some dot brb

DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MERGE TO MISERABLY FAIL AVOID CALLING ME A BTC MAXI BECAUSE I'M NOT

It's about time.

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