/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50832909
Forgot the pic

New day new rug pull, I feel like every time I check /biz/ there's a new thread for some dogshit BSC tokens that just got created or a new thread for $EGG to cope in.

Give me the tokens you're holding that you actually think have a chance and at least pretend to have a reason why. And don't give me some dogshit just created bullshit that smells of curry.

My personal token of choice is SHRMP, because devs are kinda based and I'm a simple man. I'm looking for more BSC bullshit to hold bags in so hit me.

>imagine living in poopoopeepee country fudding stocks you can't even afford with your weekly wage every fucking day.

It's Friday, the sun is peaking through the curtains and you're eating your Weetabix with no worries on your mind. You're content.

You sold your GME shares at small loss at the start of the week as you continued to watch the share price plummet due to market manipulation. You got out, you survived.

It's 9:28am, you're returning from the school run. Your BMW 1 series seats make you feel safe and important. Your house, although small, is affordable and the mortgage repayments don't put too much pressure on your wallet.

Your phone goes off as you enter the house. You sit on the sofa and turn on NBC as you open Whatsapp. You have 17 unread messages.

Your eyes pan up, the news anchor is shouting. You read the title at the bottom of the screen - 'The Short Squeeze Is Happening". Jim Cramer is crying. You quickly open your Whatsapp group chat and only see dollar signs being spammed by your friends. You open Yahoo Finance and see the share price at 600.87, it's still rising. Your heart skips a beat. You open I-phone calculator and work out that your 17 shares would now be worth just over 10,000 US dollars. You feel sick.

The share price is still rising. You receive a call from your best friend, he's crying too. He's telling you about how you were right and he'll be able to pay off his student loan soon. Also his wife is pregnant. You congratulate him with a fickle grin and fake laugh. You look back down at your phone, 838.26.

You realise everything you stood for is coming true, but you paper handed too soon.

You ignored your god given right to a better life for you and your wifes boyfriend.

You try to buy back in, but you have no money. You begin to laugh, and laugh. Despair and anguish turn into humour.

You pull the Glock from your $16 AliExpress safe and load it. You hold it to your head, you shiver.

You don't pull the trigger. Your paper hands can't do it, and never will be able to do anything of any meaningful value. You drop the gun and admit defeat.

It's Friday, the sun is peaking through the curtains and you're eating your Weetabix with no worries on your mind. You're content.

You sold your GME shares at small loss at the start of the week as you continued to watch the share price plummet due to market manipulation. You got out, you survived.

It's 9:28am, you're returning from the school run. Your BMW 1 series seats make you feel safe and important. Your house, although small, is affordable and the mortgage repayments don't put too much pressure on your wallet.

Your phone goes off as you enter the house. You sit on the sofa and turn on NBC as you open Whatsapp. You have 17 unread messages.

Your eyes pan up, the news anchor is shouting. You read the title at the bottom of the screen - 'The Short Squeeze Is Happening". Jim Cramer is crying. You quickly open your Whatsapp group chat and only see dollar signs being spammed by your friends. You open Yahoo Finance and see the share price at 600.87, it's still rising. Your heart skips a beat. You open I-phone calculator and work out that your 17 shares would now be worth just over 10,000 US dollars. You feel sick.

The share price is still rising. You receive a call from your best friend, he's crying too. He's telling you about how you were right and he'll be able to pay off his student loan soon. Also his wife is pregnant. You congratulate him with a fickle grin and fake laugh. You look back down at your phone, 838.26.

You realise everything you stood for is coming true, but you paper handed too soon.

You ignored your god given right to a better life for you and your wifes boyfriend.

You try to buy back in, but you have no money. You begin to laugh, and laugh. Despair and anguish turn into humour.

You pull the Glock from your $16 AliExpress safe and load it. You hold it to your head, you shiver.

You don't pull the trigger. Your paper hands can't do it, and never will be able to do anything of any meaningful value. You drop the gun and admit defeat.

Retard asking for help here,
Got 50k to hold till april, need it for something else by then. Any way to make a quick buck out of it with minimal risk short term?

>>22141296

lower highs

Nah. We in the depression stage at the end of the bubble pop, likely sideways/downwards price action for a while until we get some kind of catalyst. Most coins will die during this period and the next round of lmao free money will pop up around 2020. Cap this.

Its okay, just buy BTC, ADA, ETH, ENG, BNB, NEM and ZRX and you will make it eventually.

>>8635890
you just need a little push anon

>>8633468
That's not true anon, come on what are you still doing there in that boring and grey world? Come with us