/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49415374
>edging with shears
Do yuppies really? How would you even do that?

The bottom is $20,000

>>19935462
no, but i do own some physical seed & feed.

>>19912314
i poasted about CPE and JOB 4 weeks ago and got no (You)'s so I got sad and didn't buy them.

>be me
>literal nobody
>over 10 years experience in trading stawks and options
>still a broke loser due to bad timing and impatience
>feels bad man
>get an idea
>start a PnD scam on /biz/ and r/wsb
>finally make a few shekels
>save all screenshots
>report myself to the SEC
>they put out an arrest warrant
>already fled the country
>now i'm a fugitive like harrisson ford in movie of that name
>feels good man
>use earnings from PnD to trade shitcoins from new location in vietnam
>since the PnD wasn't even over $50k, the SEC won't waste more resources to pursue me
>get my name on the SEC website like this guy:
https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2020-128
>use link to make a wikipedia profile
>now i'm no longer a nobody

what does /smg/ think of the above plan. if it sounds stupid, because it is. i'm down to my last $1k...nuffin much left to lose.

>futures
heh...yeah it's red. doesn't matter. it can easily get pumped to green. have you all forgotten about "money printer go brrr"? the meme is stale, yes, but the practice is not.

sneed for feed