/biz/ - Business & Finance

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You know it's true, let's drop the façade for a moment here. There's two possibilities as to why you're here, either
>a: You're a shill, being paid to be here in which case carry on I suppose, I can't imagine any wage packet big enough to keep me here but you do you
Or
>b: You've formed this weird, parasocial relationship with a hedge fund where its victories are yours despite the fact its leaders probably wouldn't scrape you off their boot if they stepped on you being the kind of high octane bootleg Normand Bates knock offs that float to the top in Wall Street
If it's the latter anon then, and I don't think I've ever said this before, just get yourself a twitch account and start donating to e-Thots, it'd be healthier and somehow, impossibly, they're probably better people and they'll actually say your name if you throw them a $20.