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>>50519797
Our lead technician stepped back as he switched the system on this morning.

He nervously awaited the daily market data. The computer began churning and making awful noise...the power flickered...our computer takes up 4 whole floors..its the most advanced computational device around.

The technician stepped back...the table rocked and buckled as the printer began spewing out pages of 1s and zeros.....WRRRRD...ERRRR the printer struggled..


a team of analysts nervously attended to the machine...one of them picked up the thick papers and began reading.....pushed up his spectacles "it says buy sir!!"

I smiled....for I knew already today would be bullish. I walked to the window overlooking the traders floor. The traders stopped..looked and awaited the sign.

When I give thumbs up. We buy. Thumbs down. We short

I gave the signal. I gave the thumbs up. Thst meant it was a BUY day well the boys in the pit started hootin and a hollering thrkwing throwing fists in the air because they knew our super computer is never wrong...money is to be made and later on every friday the the big man takes us out for beer and wings

It was a good day. A green day. Our system called it. Nour system is never wrong. Tommorrow will be green day aswell