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>>27115634
I could always come and break your monitor. You won't have to worry about seeing the threads ever again right beside you millionth fucking GME and Rubic duplicate.

>>26047502
>>26047701
1/1 The year is 2023. Jarvis network is now the standard for Forex trading on the Blockchain, and has amassed a market cap of over $10B. Every day, you can’t help but think about ending it all. You saw Jrt at 10c being shilled on biz, but you dismissed it as a pajeet scam. You saw as it passed 25c, but held off because the team was French. You saw it as it passed $1, but didn’t buy because you said it was a pump and dump. Then it hit $3. This is when disbelief started to kick in. You flip your computer desk on its side, throw all of your belongings on the floor, and sit in the middle on the floor sobbing and full of regret. Suddenly, the phone starts ringing. “Who could this be?”, you ask yourself. It’s been a while since youve gotten a phone call or text message, so this came a little unsuspected. The ringing starts pulsating in your head, only furthering the frustration and the headache from being hungover. You pick up the phone, and it’s your mom calling. Youre too frustrated to talk right now, so you answer the phone and yell “fuck off mom” and hang up. You’ve turned into a monster. You convince yourself that you can’t look at JRT’s chart anymore. “It’s for my own good” you say. This doesn’t last long, and you’re back to staring at the chart the next morning. You’re hungover, tired, lonely, and depressed. The only thing that gets you up everyday is the slim possibility of Jrt going down. You spend your days fudding Jrt on biz, telling anons that they’re retarded for buying into a pajeet scam. This supposed drop never comes, and you spend the rest of your days in denial, sipping on scotch in your one room apartment. Mainwhile, Jrt is hitting milestones at every turn. Every day is a new increase in price followed by an ATH of trading volume on their protocol. You could’ve been rich.

For anyone who missed my last look into the crystal ball

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/25924947#top